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is he ... you know ... a weezer fan
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if that's your girl why is she comparing hand sizes with me rn
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i'm fine (exhausted, hungry, on the verge of a panic attack, mid-existential crisis, possibly medically compromised, horny, experiencing every stage of grief at the same time)
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i'm addicted to oversharing
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i sent him hot pictures of myself and all he said was "YIPPEE!!" i am never texting this man again
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i looove getting stuff in the mail ... this silly little package?? for me???? don't mind if i do
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i physically cannot go to sleep before 4am i need to be tranquilized
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what is the science behind straight men being so bad at instagram
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starting the rumor that i actually know what i'm doing
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having severe anxiety and adhd makes it feel impossible to get stuff done 😭😭😭 like what do you mean i have to do 4 things today i'm gonna have a panic attack and i can't even remember what they are ???
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getting added to new people's close friends stories is so momentous sometimes ... like oh i didn't know we got it like that ?? what are we ...
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humpty dumpty lowkey fell off
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who up having delusions of grandeur
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i don't remember anything that's ever happened anytime ever
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every time he ignores you add an i to your hi in someone else's dms