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i cannot be chill because the inside of my head will jump from "what should i watch while i eat" to "what if i killed myself" to "i want to go skiing" all while the mario kart coconut mall soundtrack is playing in my head
282
i'm fine (exhausted, hungry, on the verge of a panic attack, mid-existential crisis, possibly medically compromised, horny, experiencing every stage of grief at the same time)
287
i don't tweet for attention and fame ... i tweet for the mentally ill girls and gays to quote tweet me saying "she's so real"
288
yall better be eating your gfs out bc i got a big appetite
289
when the wrong person calls me baby or a nickname it feels like a slur
290
she comes up to you do you
a. dropkick her
b. put her in your pocket
293
i am so bad at texting i could not respond to everyone if i had a gun to my head i'm sorry
294
getting added to new people's close friends stories is so momentous sometimes ... like oh i didn't know we got it like that ?? what are we ...
295
need my back blown out in a chiropractor way
296
i need someone to sit on me (not in a sexual way but in a neurodivergent chest compression way)
297
how do i tell him i want him to pump me so hard that my vertebrae accordions without telling him
298
i do not choose violence 🙏🏻 violence chooses me
299
why are you as a man wearing glasses ... to see other men? smh
300
they say money can't buy you happiness but like are you sure? have you tested this theory? maybe you should let me try i would gladly take one for the team
:/