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hot girls have 4 different drinks on their desk and far too much dirty laundry in a corner of their room
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pussy from a girl who sits like L from death note
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i get high and start feeling like my pussy has superpowers
254
if i had a dick would you get your dior lip glow on it be honest
255
the fight scene at the end of twilight breaking dawn is basically what it feels like to have an intrusive thought play out before snapping back into reality
257
i, and i cannot stress this enough, am scared of everything
260
no offense but i would be such a good boyfriend
261
not enough hype around juiceboxes these days
262
drinking so much espresso she could use me as a vibrator
263
you're telling me this trauma gives head??
265
pokémon is so cool i wish balls were real
266
can one of yall make me hot chocolate and tuck me in pls thanks
267
if i don't receive a forehead kiss soon i will die
268
yeah i have bpd ... banger post disorder
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i saw someone say matcha tastes like turtle pussy and have not recovered
270
i lose the proof of so many cute outfits to the fact that nobody takes pictures of me 💔
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the random urge to do a british accent whenever i am slightly inconvenienced
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no bc why did they make the oncelor so slutty
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i make music for the people who would've been diagnosed with female hysteria in the 1600s
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i need a swear jar but for the word slay
:/