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i'm fine (exhausted, hungry, on the verge of a panic attack, mid-existential crisis, possibly medically compromised, horny, experiencing every stage of grief at the same time)
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i cannot be chill because the inside of my head will jump from "what should i watch while i eat" to "what if i killed myself" to "i want to go skiing" all while the mario kart coconut mall soundtrack is playing in my head
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i need a swear jar but for the word slay
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i make music for the people who would've been diagnosed with female hysteria in the 1600s
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no bc why did they make the oncelor so slutty
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the random urge to do a british accent whenever i am slightly inconvenienced
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i lose the proof of so many cute outfits to the fact that nobody takes pictures of me 💔
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i saw someone say matcha tastes like turtle pussy and have not recovered
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yeah i have bpd ... banger post disorder
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if i don't receive a forehead kiss soon i will die
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can one of yall make me hot chocolate and tuck me in pls thanks
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pokémon is so cool i wish balls were real
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you're telling me this trauma gives head??
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drinking so much espresso she could use me as a vibrator
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not enough hype around juiceboxes these days
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no offense but i would be such a good boyfriend
:/