76
i got that inverse rizz (i can't tell when people are flirting with me)
77
i'm never beating the weird and off-putting girl allegations
78
i physically cannot go to sleep before 4am i need to be tranquilized
80
i love getting cute stickers and never using them
81
fuck your sign who did you date in stardew valley
82
my favorite part of making boys cum is their whimpering and moaning at the end like aw my pathetic little bby
83
all i do is have tummy ache, be sleepy, and be stressed like bitch who am i, winnie the pooh ???
84
they say money can't buy you happiness but like are you sure? have you tested this theory? maybe you should let me try i would gladly take one for the team
85
why are you as a man wearing glasses ... to see other men? smh
86
i do not choose violence 🙏🏻 violence chooses me
87
how do i tell him i want him to pump me so hard that my vertebrae accordions without telling him
88
i need someone to sit on me (not in a sexual way but in a neurodivergent chest compression way)
89
need my back blown out in a chiropractor way
90
getting added to new people's close friends stories is so momentous sometimes ... like oh i didn't know we got it like that ?? what are we ...
91
i am so bad at texting i could not respond to everyone if i had a gun to my head i'm sorry
94
she comes up to you do you
a. dropkick her
b. put her in your pocket
95
when the wrong person calls me baby or a nickname it feels like a slur
96
yall better be eating your gfs out bc i got a big appetite
97
i don't tweet for attention and fame ... i tweet for the mentally ill girls and gays to quote tweet me saying "she's so real"
:/