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"you're cringe" ok i do not care
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when he says "i love you so much" but he doesn't specify that it's me and only me he loves and that i'm the girl of his dreams the only angel princess darling in the world and that nobody could ever compare to me
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need his balls to high five my pussy
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anti-hero (zeph's version)
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good morning
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i think a large plate of lasagna would solve a lot of my problems rn
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i just realized that my fear of rejection, abandonment issues, and habit of over-explaining myself and depending on external validation for happiness all stem from my lack of true self-worth ... omg ... the mentally ill need for everyone to like me bc i can't handle otherwise
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pussy from a girl with crooked bottom teeth
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whoever invented murder must have been FED UP
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why is it called cocking a gun ... ur telling me you dicked down this pistol??? this revolver is getting double action??? you're shooting? from a hole?? huh???
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i'm never beating the sleepy allegations
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who up and ovulating rn
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i get drunk at a bar and suddenly every girl at the function is my girlfriend
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if he wears a necklace he's a slut. if he wears rings he's a slut. if he wears a BRACELET he's a next level whore
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i'm gonna die (he hasn't texted me back in 7 minutes)
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the feminine urge to take a nap
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giving the beat a handjob so it goes harder
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my life is not a movie itself a fucking prank show
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why do so many people assume i'm straight do i look straight to you
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yeah i'm bilingual ... i speak from my heart and out of my ass
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he's so cute i wanna impregnate him