276
never fucking a neurodivergent person again this mf gave me a /srs
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never fucking a theater kid again this mf gave me an std
278
being self aware is not enough i need to be psychoanalyzed in a way that does not leave any thought or action unturned
279
i have several thoughts ... but sometimes i have none ... it's called range ...
281
so what if i still need to use maps to get somewhere 10 minutes away that i've been to many times before
283
can someone buy me an iced coffee please i'll give you a kiss
284
confidence is so sexy to me ... like yes babe your swag makes my pussy quiver ...
285
i literally run off of caffeine and fear and that's it
287
ask him if he would still love you if you looked like his ex. now what.
290
i'm fr about to start shitposting on pinterest
291
rizz this rizz that what happened to spreading the gospel about our lord and savior who was rizz-en from the dead
294
when your tummy hurts so bad you double over the toilet and start bargaining with god
295
therapy is so funny if you think about it ... like why am i so ill in the head that i have a whole person designated for helping me unpack shit
297
there is just something about being called baby
298
i'm a simple girl ... if you're funny and have good taste in music i will fall in love with you
300
my throat hurts can someone come lubricate it
:/