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new york:
-smelly 🤢
-cold 🥶
-depressing 😔
texas:
-warm 😌
-swaggy 😎
-yee yee vibes 🤠
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no one:
me:
78
me:
minions:
😶😶😶😶😶😶
😶😶😶😶😶😶😶
😶😶😶💣💣😶😶😶
💣💣💣💿💿💣💣💣
💣💣💣💿💿💣💣💣
😶😶😶💣💣😶😶😶
😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶
😶😶💣😶😶💣😶😶
😶😶😶💣💣😶😶😶
👖😶😶😶😶😶😶👖
😶👖👖👖👖👖👖😶
😶👖👖👖👖👖👖😶
👖👖👖👖👖👖👖👖
👖👖👖 👖👖👖
👞 👞
me: 😡
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broccoli:
- hard to cook 😔
- hard to eat 🤮
- gross 🤢
goldfish:
- fun to eat 😎
- fun to look at 😘
- the snack that smiles back 😌
the end 👍
80
emojis that no one uses:
- 🧮 this thing
- 🧫 fungus vibes
- 🧂 this hoe
- ⚗️ someone pls tell me what this even is
the end.
81
raise ur hand if you have ugly dumb annoying whore syndrome 😂😂😳
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dm me if you look like this:
⠀ 🤠
🤠🤠🤠
🤠 🤠 🤠
👇 🤠🤠 👇
🤠 🤠
🤠 🤠
👢 👢
83
men 🤢
85
omg i just realized i’m verified i can literally tweet justin bieber to eat my booty and there is literally a chance he might see it wow i am so powerful 😳👊
86
bitches be like ”i’m the main character 🙈😘” yea and ur show got cancelled after 1 season relax babe
87
process of dying hair:
1. have a mental breakdown
2. start to dye hair
3. regret
4. finish dying hair bc it’s too late
5. cry
6. wash hair
7. 😎
88
is anyone else getting hella donald trump ads on youtube? like sir please i’m trying to watch slime videos i don’t want to hear or see ur ugly fat face NONE OF US R SAFE
89
i be like:
➖◾️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️◾️➖
👁 👁
👃🏼
👅
90
just used kylie skin makeup wipes to clean up my cats throw up 😋❤️
91
IT DOESNT FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS WHAT THE FUK
92
do to personal reasons i’ve decided to throw myself down the stairs
93
i love when ariana grande
94
do you ever just get so anxious that your stomach literally feels like:
🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋✨
95
girls who use these emojis:
🥺🦋🍒🌹🖤
have daddy issues and you can’t tell my i’m wrong
96
might fuck around and cry
98
just did crystal meth
99
due to personal reasons i will be buying a horse
100
high schoolers only personality traits are jingling their keys so loud just so that you are aware of the fact that they drive a honda accord to school every day