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no one:
the kids who would bully me in sixth grade:
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no one:
my mom when she was pregnant with me:
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literally any boy: *breathes*
me because my standards are low:
⠀ 🤠
🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻
🤰🏻 🤰🏻 🤰🏻
👇 🤰🏻🤰🏻 👇
🤰🏻 🤰🏻
🤰🏻 🤰🏻
👢 👢
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yeah sex is great but have you ever had sex 😂
no 😔
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no one:
locals who still send streaks:
streaks // don’t talk to me at school tommorow 😒 only some know what’s going on 🙄
59
after watching shakira and jlo preform i’ve decided to identify as latina
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i’m gonna sue myself for being a dumb bitch
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guys after we all get drafted for world war 3 i’m gonna do a meet and greet in the military base 🙈😌😌😎
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WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR PEOPLE TO NOT BE RACIST AND IGNORANT???? LIKE IT BLOWS MY MIND THAT THIS IS EVEN AN ISSUE??? WHAT THE FUVK?? i’m gonna throw hands at these racist nasty hoes 😔😔
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2019 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
2020 😎😎💅💅
jk let’s be honest we’re all still gonna b depressed lol
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do you ever fall in love with someone in your dream and then when you wake up U FEEL SO WEIRD AND LIKE ATTACHED TO THEM U WANNA LIKE MARRY THE PERSON THAT WAS IN UR DREAM weird lol
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stop acting like the US banning tik tok is a bad thing we all know that our mental health will be replenished after that app burns 😋❤️
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maddy from euphoria literally just dropped dead omg 😔😔😳 jk she literally is thriving gluing jewels to her face 😋
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i will never be as successful as that egg on instagram 😔
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me with blonde hair:
- sad
- crispy
- confused
me with pink hair:
- a baddie
- thriving
- still confused tho
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having a crush is so fun because you start to go absolutely insane but it’s kinda fun 😋😋😳
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boys who will ruin your life:
-football players
-boys who juul
-goth boys
-matty b
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no one:
me: ok time to be sad
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Billie Eilish
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do u ever look at yourself in the mirror in the morning and you’re just like.............. not this again 🤢🤢
73
i cant stay silent anymore on all the drama going on and i need to speak my truth. i’ve had far too many horrible and disgusting things said to me by a few members of the beauty community and im gonna make a thread with all my recipts and finally expose everyone involved... 😔
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all youtubers in 2019 bleaching their hair is equivalent to every single DIY youtuber in 2014 having an ombré and u can’t tell me i’m wrong 😳😌
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new iphone review:
- cool camera 😎🔪
- fun colors 😌🌈
- good screen quality 😳📱
-kinda the exact same thing as last years iphone but we’re just gonna pretend like it’s not 😋👍
the end.
😔🤠😘