26
Class would be alot more interesting if we could bring coolers full of beer. #tailgate
27
Twitter turned 6 today. My only advice is to watch out for Jerry Sandusky.
29
The key to happiness is sex, alcohol, & SportsCenter. #Confucius
30
I knew she was the one when she only ordered from the $1 value menu. #keeper
31
Someone threw a bag of flour at Kim Kardashian tonight. It was the first time a "white substance" hit her face & wasn't from a black man.
32
Friends don't let friends stay sober on a Friday night.
33
A hangover is God punishing you for stopping.
34
They should drop terrorists in Louisiana and let "Swamp People" hunt them. #Merica
35
McDonald's should sell Natty Lite on the $1 value menu.
37
No, Lebron. You can't have any Wheaties. Remember its the breakfast of champions.
38
Apparently Anthony Davis has a twin sister. Her name is Britney Griner.
39
If Kentucky wins tonight there will be lots of cousins have sex with each other.
40
Kansas is battling The Fray for worst performance of the night #NCAAFinals
41
Nothing sexier than a girl with a Southern accent.
42
It's reported that Kim Kardashian is dating Kanye West. Kim has officially fucked more black men then Hurricane Katrina.
43
Here in America, we spend our summers getting drunk while floating down a river. #Merica
44
I appreciate any girl that likes a cold beer. #keeper
45
Letting Kony babysit your kids. #AfricanYoloMoment
46
RT if you think they should lower the drinking age
47
Tomorrow is 4/20 or as stoners call it...Another day of being unemployed.
48
I’ll stop drinking when it stops giving me good memories.
49
It's 4/20...The best day of the year to own a Taco Bell restaurant.
50
Megan Fox is Pregnant. The only question now is whether the baby is an Autobot or Decepticon.
みんなで経済を回そう。ベーシックインカムで国民全員に毎月7万円の支給を望む1人です。