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I appreciate any girl that likes a cold beer. #keeper
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Nothing sexier than a girl with a Southern accent.
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A hangover is God punishing you for stopping.
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I knew she was the one when she only ordered from the $1 value menu. #keeper
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My girlfriend says all I care about it sex. I disagree, I absolutely love SportsCenter.
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It's 4/20...The best day of the year to own a Taco Bell restaurant.
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On the 8th day God created Josh Hamilton. #badass
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Never apologize for something you were too blacked out to remember. #liferule
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I’ll stop drinking when it stops giving me good memories.
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Fuck Kony! We should worry about our American soldiers who don't get enough respect & risk their lives everyday!
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Kansas is battling The Fray for worst performance of the night #NCAAFinals
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Snookie is pregnant. Finding the father will be harder than it was to find Bin Laden.
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If I Had a Gun, I'd do the world a favor and knock off the cast of 16 & Pregnant.
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#TwoThingsIWant Nice weather and a cooler full of beer.
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Friends don't let friends stay sober on a Friday night.
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They should drop terrorists in Louisiana and let "Swamp People" hunt them. #Merica
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Asians might run ping pong but we dominate Beer Pong #Merica
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Any woman who appreciates March Madness should also appreciate a halftime quickie.
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Class would be alot more interesting if we could bring coolers full of beer. #tailgate
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Guys, if you want to find a classy college girl just look for the one drinking wine...from a box.
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It's reported that Kim Kardashian is dating Kanye West. Kim has officially fucked more black men then Hurricane Katrina.
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No, Lebron. You can't have any Wheaties. Remember its the breakfast of champions.
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