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What I should do: find healthy ways to cope with stress
What I do: look into my imaginary camera like Jim from the Office
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Some jealous hoe: Is that—
Me: An original Power Rangers lunchbox I had when I was six years old? Yeah, it is.
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These photo apps feel illegal.
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“Always a Sunburn, Never a Tan” - My Autobiography
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Guess who’s officially now a teenager
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NEW VIDEO: “Giving My Series to a Teenager” 🎬 My godson, Gavin, takes on the Sanders Sides… and may beat me at my own game… youtu.be/rezTDyfkhAc
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Buying Valentines cards for all my friends since I’m a little bit in love with all of them anyway.
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Friend: You know what’s tonight??
Me: Euphoria!
Friend: No, the other thing.
Me: Zendaya’s Super Bowl commercial!!
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Happy Valentine's Day!! You absolutely bagged a snacc, and I ESPECIALLY mean this if you're dating yourself this year. 💘
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The Valentine's Day Trade-Off 💘
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What I expected: big romantic valentine dinner
What happened: pizza and theorizing on marvel
It was perfect.
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Wow, Janus really is Gaslight, Gatekeep, and Girlboss. 💛
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Astrology Reading of the Day! ✨🔮 The planets’ alignment in the cosmos along with the moon void dictate that today, you are that bitch.
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If there was ever any doubt that I’ve always been this way.
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My life has slowly turned into just long periods of waiting in between each new Marvel release.
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Me, to my date: And this is the bedroom…
*Sexily pushes the stuffed animals off the bed*
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I ALSO wanna feel pretty, not just witty and gay.
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I just NEED to know what the Euphoria high school's theatre budget is.
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I Guess That Works, Too 🚲 (W/ @theleoanderson)
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Today’s date
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I’m learning that I can be… expressive.
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Same energy
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Some LGBTQ+ students have to hide who they are from families to stay safe. To lawmakers who support any bill aimed to out them, you are endangering kids.
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There is a lot going on, you better be going easy on yourself if you’re having trouble focusing on tasks today.
@ThomasSanders
A nerd obsessed with trying his best. He/Him Business: business@fosterdawg.com Banner by: @pancakesanders