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Yes, it’s unrealistic to dream about dating a celebrity, but have you ever stopped to consider this:
1. Shut up.
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I shall be attempting to learn more dancing this year. Purely to prep for things like theatre and NOT because Tom Holland’s performance of “Umbrella” in drag has lived in my head rent free.
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I forget that when I watch Euphoria, I have to prepare myself for penises.
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it’s my new angst song.
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sorry, i was gonna text, but i just texted you yesterday and was afraid i’d annoy you
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Not to be a complete nerd, but if I get proposed to, it should be in the form of an all-out National Treasure style quest to find the engagement ring… or an escape room.
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Working with What They’ve Got 🇨🇴
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Every day I get to run past these little dudes and it makes it all worth it.
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This fierce painting of Lucifer has been the source of moral conflict for Christian gays for decades.
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Understanding that there are real people on the other side of your screen >>>>>>>>>
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My friends have brought up NFTs to me for years.
It was just shorter than having to say Not Funny, Thomas.
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The strain I have put on my personal relationships…
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Patton’s Skirt Look 💙 An official photoshoot for the anniversary of his first appearance and you best believe he’s getting that second cookie. Happy B-day, Patton. You’re the best. 🎂 (📸: @aswilde1)
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IT SNOWED. I HAVEN’T SEEN SNOW IN SO LONG!
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What better way to celebrate the anniversary of a sassy, coffee-drinking physical embodiment of Sleep’s first appearance in a short video… than with a cake pop? Happy “Birthday”, Sleep 🖤
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Broad shoulders + a high-waisted skirt
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I must confess… I’ve always been afraid of playing Five Nights at Freddy’s, but you all are making me wanna try it.
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Not to be incredibly poetic this evening, but Women
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I'm gonna need all the fellas to know:
- it's normal to have body image issues
- it's okay to talk about them & seek help in combating them
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I don’t mess with people who leave Read receipts on their phones. They don’t fear anything.
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i am so sorry, but i had an intrusive thought
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nothing witty in this tweet, i just needed to remind you all again how cool i think you are. love you to absolute pieces.
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Matched with my family’s Chinese magnolia today!
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NEW VIDEO: "BLOOPER REEL - A New Bloop - PART 2" 🎥 Saved the most scandalous bloopers for this video... brace yourselves... youtu.be/tP_W6NIrFFI
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Me: It’s so cold, I can’t feel my hands.
Esteban: And your gay ass is still drinking iced coffee.
@ThomasSanders
A nerd obsessed with trying his best. He/Him Business: business@fosterdawg.com Banner by: @pancakesanders