78
All the bad bitches fucked w Happy Tree Friends when they were growing up
79
I don’t need therapy, I need a Japanese import
80
Does ur man deep throat ur toes or does he h8 u ?
81
If ur man has ever hugged a bitch n they rocked side 2 side, it counts as a body
82
There shud b 2 horns in a car. A mean one n a nice one
84
Korean bbq is jus 1 of those meals tht I’ll never get tired of eating
85
If she doesn’t make u put on SPF in the a.m she doesn’t love u
87
Eating @ our favorite restaurants w/o me is considered cheating
88
The sluttiest thing a man can say is “come here”
90
Don’t ask why I know abt your family vacation in Mexico from 2011. Me n my bitches r federal
92
It’s nice having ppl 2 do stuff with, but it’s even better when u have some1 u can do absolutely nothing with
97
Wish I was stupid cause y’all seem so happy n carefree
100
I think if u expect lower rates from ur friends when ur asking for their goods or service ur a terrible person
