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Can we all come 2gether as one nation n agree tht Subway has sum fire ass cookies
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Burgers n fries should switch places. Like you get one big fry n a bunch of lil burgers
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I accidentally starve myself all day n then somehow consume 5,000 calories @ 7pm
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one day I’ll have a koi pond
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My kink is watching men carry all of my shit 4 me. Like yesssss struggle
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Can’t even lie, these are the hardest father n daughter pics of all time twitter.com/JosephHDempsey…
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Nothing pisses me off more than seeing a man enjoying himself n having fun
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Not arguing wit a man that has tiny hoop earrings, whatever you say sexy
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wym you can’t rot in bed w/ me mon - fri?
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Ppl that h8 on Taco Bell jus want attention
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He said his love language was physical touch so I bit him
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Once my face is washed there is deadass nothing u can say that will get me 2 leave my crib
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That would be my last fuckin straw fr twitter.com/UberFacts/stat…
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All I need is a xanax & 45 seconds wit Bella Hadid’s closet
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I’m slowly turning into the type of bitch I used 2 despise. A morning person w/ goals
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How quickly he rolls up needs 2 be a Harvard study twitter.com/Sethrogen/stat…