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I’m jus trynna do this every day for the rest of my life twitter.com/Sci_Phile/stat…
478
I’m not arguing wit no bitch tht doesn’t use spf daily
479
If ur bitch doesn’t clean her ass jus say that twitter.com/MRBLEUFACE/sta…
480
I think rats r cute n are jus misunderstood
481
I’m slowly turning into the type of bitch I used 2 despise. A morning person w/ goals
482
putting your grapes in the freezer is a form of self care
483
Eating @ our favorite restaurants w/o me is considered cheating
484
this is why i carry a taser on me at all times twitter.com/niacerise/stat…
485
There’s rly no need for y’all to be as rude as you are to service industry workers. Shits sad
486
The only thing tht has ever motivated me 2 do better for myself is adderall
487
the moment I start liking someone I’m ready 2 buy them a hellcat in the same business day
488
every day i come on this app n lose brain cells twitter.com/KidMusse/statu…
489
I fr used to leave my house w/o wearing sunscreen every day n thts jus crazy to me now
490
If she doesn’t make u put on SPF in the a.m she doesn’t love u
491
see what happens when you fuck a grown ass man with a belly button piercing twitter.com/sydneyvburnett…
492
Grapes are exponentially better when U freeze them
493
Every time I leave my house I’m like why did I do tht
494
She smuggling drugs fasho twitter.com/praxispapi/sta…
495
Don’t ask why I know abt your family vacation in Mexico from 2011. Me n my bitches r federal
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One thing abt me is that I jus be saying whatever
497
I think if u expect lower rates from ur friends when ur asking for their goods or service ur a terrible person
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I’ve watched Initial D so many times why won’t the DMV give me a license
