451
If u manage 2 get me outta the crib, just know I rly value ur presence
452
All the bad bitches fucked w Happy Tree Friends when they were growing up
453
Lots of shit don’t b hitting like it used to
455
If I had a dick I wouldn’t b satisfying nobody fr twitter.com/VirgilAbroke/s…
456
Why u hating on me for buying shoes n nice ass dinners when u could be going to therapy or buying a pacifier since u wanna be a whiny baby ass bitch
457
Korean bbq is jus 1 of those meals tht I’ll never get tired of eating
458
I b fighting for my life every day jus lost in my own head
459
Very happy n content wit life. Time 2 self destruct
460
I don’t want a 9-5 I jus wanna be a cum rag for Cillian Murphy
462
That would be my last fuckin straw fr twitter.com/UberFacts/stat…
463
This still the funniest video of 2019 twitter.com/MoneyManMarcus…
464
This is the kind of situation where an apology doesn’t even matter cause that shit was weird asf 😭 twitter.com/CNN/status/164…
465
And nobody swung?? 😭 twitter.com/thegodmuthaa/s…
466
if I see a man wearing comme des garcon converse I cross 2 the other side of the street
467
Ain’t no way in hell I’m getting on that plane twitter.com/CNN/status/112…
468
Ppl tht do laundry n are able 2 put it all away within the same week have their lives too put together for me 2 associate myself w
469
I’m trynna b nicer 2 ppl but y’all make it so hard sometimes
470
Smashed burgers need to b more of a thing cus there’s no reason why I should have to dislocate my jaw 2 take a bite
471
Can we all come 2gether as one nation n agree tht Subway has sum fire ass cookies
472
“Lil legs , I got on crocs. He done ripped my shirt into a fucking cardigan” 😂😭 twitter.com/bniceloco/stat…
473
How u gonna own a facial care line n walk around looking like spoiled milk twitter.com/jaimetoons/sta…
474
Possums can’t rly get rabies n they eat a lot of unwanted pests n they’re cute as fuck so I think we should all start being nicer 2 them
475
Going out 2 eat by urself is therapeutic
