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Hey, US & Canada, wanna go on a road trip with me? Grab a fork & buckle up… @Roadfood123 is here! pbs.org/show/roadfood/
(International folks, sorry for the wait — but I promise you’ll be able to watch in the new year.)
@Ally @GoldPeak #RoadfoodTV
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@dicksp8jr @JensenAckles @jarpad @Alex8Calvert Just in case you’ve forgotten the lyrics to this time-honored holiday classic: youtu.be/RD3LpUMdElI
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Howdy, my Oklahoma friends… I’m doing a little compare-and-contrast of your Senate candidates. On Nov 8, who’ll be your huckleberry? 🤠bit.ly/VoteKendraOK
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“Thank you” will never be enough. #MemorialDay
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What kind of a screwed-up world are we living in, where someone thanks me for forcing them to throw food at their grandmother? (PS: You're welcome.) twitter.com/glitterinchaos…
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Yeah... Bob Woodward--the guy who brought Nixon down has no credibility. Couldn't agree more, Donny. Although, now that you mention it, your tweet sounds an awful lot like: "I AM NOT A CROOK!!!" How's it going down at 1600 Penn? twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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Trump claims he doesn’t take Wall Street money, or Russian money or China's money. There's about 1040 ways to prove that... #Debates2020
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I like presidents who prioritize the welfare of people struggling to put food on the table above their own petty partisan grudges & shameless power grabs. bit.ly/iwillvoteMC
#VoteBiden #SaveUSVoteBlue twitter.com/Reuters/status…
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FUN FACT: 9 out of 11 people who listen to recordings of my voice as they are falling to sleep dream of bouncing on clouds to the sound of harp music. (The remainder are haunted by their worst memories and don’t sleep at all.) Try your luck! 📘📗 bit.ly/ListenToSomeTh…
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If you are a Christian who has not decided who to vote for, please consider this: google.com/amp/s/www.forb…
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Who the hell has been spying on me? How does @TVGuide know I’ve turned to unhealthy habits in quarantine? Is nothing sacred?
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Thank you for supporting my book! (Still can't believe it's a @nytimes bestseller!) To say thanks, I'm sending signed lithographs of the penultimate poem to 20 randomly-selected folks who post a pic of the book by 10/24 tagged #SomeThingsIStillCantTellYou. linktr.ee/SomeThingsMC
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I knew I recognized you from somewhere, Michael. If I recall, I was the first one they arrested that day. twitter.com/michaelsheen/s…
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I'm on a road trip through New England to get out the vote! It's election day in NH, so I'm on my way to @KeeneState_ to support @NHMollyKelly for governor.
Want to meet up? Meet me at the Thirsty Owl around 2 PM or at the MUB at @UofNH at 5PM! See you there.
PS: #VOTE!
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Chilling... twitter.com/realTuckFrumpe…
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If we are talking about smear campaigns, @GOP, I have three words for you: “F. B. I.” Actually, let’s make it a total of 8 words by adding: “Intelligence Agencies” and “The Free Press.” You’re going down in November. twitter.com/GOP/status/102…
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The virus doesn’t discriminate by race. Neither should we.
npr.org/2020/03/25/821…
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A sacrifice to the gods of political rage. (And it's not food waste, because Hazel's boyfriend, Hugh, is a self-proclaimed vegan who loves chickpeas.)
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May you all make it through today healthy, safe, and with all your feathers unruffled.
#HappyThanksgiving.
I’m thankful for you all.
❤️🦃
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Someone lovingly sent me this reminder of what fatherhood is all about this morning. Happy #FathersDay and happy summer solstice.
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This #RandomActsOfKindnessDay, I want to take a moment to celebrate the badasses at @RandomActsOrg. Our 100% volunteer team is amazing! They work tirelessly to put good into the world & put up with me throwing monkey wrenches in the works. Thank you all. randomacts.org
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I don’t know if you’ve heard, but there are impeachment rallies happening tonight all over America. If you text PROTEST to 21333, they’ll tell you where the rally nearest you is. Get out there & let your reps know you support the rule of law!
#ImpeachAndRemove
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VOTE, Texas! Last day to register! twitter.com/mjhegar/status…
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There’s nothing wrong with guilty pleasures... twitter.com/CoryBooker/sta…