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A SCOTUS judge's rulings affect us all. Senators & the American people must know EXACTLY what's in Kavanaugh's records if he's being considered for the job. The records belong to the people & it's our right to review them. Quit hiding them, @ChuckGrassley! #ReleaseTheRecords twitter.com/StandUpAmerica…
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Mansions and Porsches may not be within your reach, but there’s one luxury item in this photo that you CAN have: bit.ly/SomeThingsISti…
*Mansion & Porsche not mine.
1328
Two weekends ago, me & my #SPN cast mates had a wild weekend in Paris at @peoplecons. Merci, Paris! Can't wait to come back October 8-9! bit.ly/Darklight5
1329
My humiliating confession in today’s @nypost is a reminder that you should always ask the reporter if it’s “off the record” first.
1330
And it might have just been my perception, but I could swear I could see trails of color everywhere I looked. @DescansoGardens
1331
#TheAdventurousEatersClub shop is open! We have books signed by me & Vicki, tools, & even “oven mitts” (which are a GREAT invention). 100% of our profits go to charity. I’m not telling you what to get for the holidays, but I am telling you where to get it. adventurouseatersclub.com/shop
1332
A pickup truck with two dogs in the back pulled into a mini-mall parking lot and Maison said, “Those dogs are probably coming for a massage.”
1333
I’m no lawyer, but doesn’t that constitute perjury? twitter.com/PaulSzoldra/st…
1334
. @GOPChairwoman, you just said @realDonaldTrump has “respect for the military.” In your opinion, was that better demonstrated by his attacks on @SenJohnMcCain or when he ignored Putin’s bounties for killing US troops? #RNCFactCheck #TrumpChaos #RNC2020
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Amazing work. twitter.com/JJ9828/status/…
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This is the way to kick off #BlackHistoryMonth — celebrating a true history-making legend in the fight for equality. Congratulations, @staceyabrams! twitter.com/Reuters/status…
1337
Who says it was just shirtless?
PS: Keep up the hard work. I’m learning a lot from your technique. twitter.com/jasonmanns/sta…
1338
#HotPepperChallenge
My kids like watching me suffer. Pre-order our new cookbook for additional “parent-abuse” ideas: bit.ly/AEClub_HC
1339
Hey, @AlainaHuffman, remember that time when we were in a ‘90s grunge band together? (I’ll never forget your cover of “MMMBop.” So haunting.) Happy bday. 🎂
1340
Me and my charges in an infinite mudflat.
1341
Just another day at the office.
Today’s agenda: Cowboy lessons.
roadfood.com/tv
@Ally @GoldPeak @Roadfood123
#RoadfoodTV
1342
My grandmother is 95 & has been strictly quarantined for the past 2 months. I’ve been talking to her a lot on the phone lately… #MemorialDay
1343
This is so awesome. Thank you so much for doing this, Mikayla... and for being a part of my strange game. #GISH twitter.com/MikaylaNdreca/…
1344
Hey, Hani. Sending you my love & support right now. We’re with you through this!!! twitter.com/Earthangel0609…
1345
My arm is not quite long enough to take a selfie of a T-shirt. New @LoudenSwain1 single, #WhatIGotMyselfInto, is out today!
🎵🎶Go listen: lnk.to/WIGMI
1346
If you need a ride to the polls, @lyft, @Uber, @limebike & @BirdRide & many big cities’ public transport can help you out with discounted or free rides! Go exercise your ride to vote, guys! #VOTE
electrek.co/2018/10/25/ele…
huffingtonpost.com/entry/free-rid…
1347
Congratulations to my dearest friends Philip and @HilarySwank on your beautiful wedding. Wishing you an eternity of happiness. vogue.com/article/hilary…
1348
If you’re voting by mail, make sure you’ve requested your ballot. If you’re planning to vote in person, here’s how to do it safely: cnn.com/2020/09/18/hea…
(BYO pen & hand sanitizer and WEAR A MASK.)
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U matter.
(Photo credit: @bodyguard4JandJ)
(Post written by: @jarpad)
(Sweat by: me.)
1350
I put candy canes and Green Machine Catering hot sauce in everyone’s stockings...
Actor, baker, candlestick maker
Cell: (323)405-9939
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