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Maison just told me if she lived in the wild and didn’t have money to buy a house she’d just need 3 things: a stove, a fruit grabber pole and a sword.
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This is us today. This could be you in a few weeks. Only 7 days left for you to... you.jointhehunt.com
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I just found this in my timeline. I can’t believe I missed our 10-yr anniversary, @Twitter—& I can’t wait to see what u bought me!
(Quick question: if someone watches & shares their own Twitter retrospective video, does that make them a clinical narcissist? Asking for a friend.) twitter.com/MonicaDPhoto/s…
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Warning: This might make you cry (I did.) Thanks to @gilesduley, @RandomActsOrg supporters, & everyone who plays my strange game @GISH for helping change this little girl’s future. (And happy birthday, Khawla.) twitter.com/GISH/status/11…
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If a juror coordinated with a defendant in a trial, he'd be held in contempt. The senate IS the jury in an impeachment trial & @SenMajLdr said he's coordinating with Trump. Tell your senators they MUST hear from witnesses! Our constitution hangs in the balance. #ImpartialJustice twitter.com/DougJones/stat…
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Please win this poll for me. (They have some weird rule and have suspended me from any more voting for "Trying to crash our servers.") goodreads.com/choiceawards/b…
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If you want to help even more, go here & share these posts! Thanks. bit.ly/DemcastDzMC
@SDonziger
#FreeDonziger
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I try to stay upbeat when I'm being interrogated. It throws them off.
📸: @NatalieAbrams
#GothamKnights @TheCW_GothamK
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Years ago, I met this little kid, “Joshua,” at a #SPN convention. We met again this weekend; over a decade later, and we haven’t aged a day — but somehow, the backdrop behind us seems to have shrunk.
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Thank you, Rome, thank you, #jibcon, and thank you, @serendipityhope, for your friendship and generosity and for an unforgettable weekend. Can’t wait to see you all again next year!
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. @feliciaday's new book is delicious! On sale today! feliciadaybook.com
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The GOP keeps saying that it’s important to remember the dark chapters and not erase our history. But these monuments weren’t meant as reminders, they’re meant to glorify men who slayed Native Americans and fought to preserve slavery.
Thank you, @LevarStoney. #BlackLivesMatter twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/…
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Everything that’s wrong with American politics. Courtesy of @NewfieldsToday in Indianapolis.
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And on the final day (of #GISH registration) God said, “Sign Up.” If you ever wanted a sign from a higher power, this it. Last day! bit.ly/JoinGISH
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Last day to sign up for GISH! Come have fun with me & help me make the world a little bit brighter: bit.ly/WhatIsGISH
(In this video, the roles of "Maison" and "West" are portrayed by their understudies, Phoebe and Atticus.)
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Here I stand with my little poetry book. Cover to be released as soon as the NSA signs off... Any guesses? bit.ly/SomeThingsISti…
1242
Some people worry about “Big Brother,” but what we really should be worried about is when @BigBird is watching you.
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Every time I think "there's no way these guys will be able to pull that off" you rise to the challenge and keep amazing me, guys. My heart is full. Thank you. twitter.com/GISH/status/11…
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If you do nothing else to help the planet this #EarthDay , please help us protect the #AmazonRainforest: tell @JoeBiden & @ClimateEnvoy (@JohnKerry) NOT to broker any deals on the rainforest with Bolsonaro! #LeadersClimateSummit #ClimateSummit
amazonwatch.org/news/2021/0420… twitter.com/amazonwatch/st…
1245
Sending love to Marky's family. I'm grateful to have known him. 💙
1246
Because @JimCarrey makes art depicting corrupt people in power. @RealJamesWoods propagates racist, sexist & Islamophobic rhetoric. While we’re asking questions, Ted, why do you act like @realDonaldTrump’s lap dog after he called you “Lyin’ Ted” for months? #LookUpLickspittle twitter.com/tedcruz/status…
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I'm the guy in front. It looks like i'm looking for my contact lens--only I don't wear contacts. (Chris fell into a crevasse after he took this pic. He couldn't climb out, but then we promised him all the fermented shark he could eat & he turned into winter spiderman.) @iceland twitter.com/chrisschmelke/…
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It’s about time we started paying attention to the “well-regulated” part of the Second Amendment.
nytimes.com/live/2021/04/0…
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@realDonaldTrump I have a spare bedroom and an old crib we’re no longer using. We’d be happy to take one of the Asylum-seeking families that you’ve been separating at the border and making sleep on refrigerated concrete! Let me know how else we can help, @realDonaldTrump!
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When I saw today was "national coming out day," I decided not to post about it because so many people can't safely "come out." Then I read this, which articulated everything I was thinking. Good on you, @TheAdvocateMag: apple.news/AA7y-FmCcSmWT-… (You are not alone.)
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