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I’ve been talking to doctor friends about what can be done that’s actually helpful. They said, “Do this.” #CoverOurCaregivers #GISH
bit.ly/CoverOurCaregi… twitter.com/GISH/status/12…
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No D-bag. Experts want to keep up social distancing to save hundreds of thousands of lives. You, on the other hand are just concerned about saving your job. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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It was well past bedtime last night when I stomped into the kids room and demanded, “WHY IS THE LIGHT ON!?” Maison said, “I turned it on because I was scared. But you can turn it off now. When you’re here, you’re the light.”
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SOCIAL DISTANCING!!!
(Also, notice the kids painted the dog when I was distracted. This is after a bath.)
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To paint a more complete picture of this shelter-in-place domesticity, I feel compelled to add that yesterday when I asked Maison to brush her teeth, she grew enraged and asked me how to turn on the chainsaw so she could “...cut you and mom into pieces and feed you to the dog.” twitter.com/mishacollins/s…
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@RachelMiner1 Rachel, my heart is with you, along with all my love.
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Funny because it’s scary because it’s true. twitter.com/JLCauvin/statu…
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After I read this I stopped feeling sorry for myself for almost 4 minutes.
Giles is living testament to human resiliency and someone we should all be turning to for guidance in these dark times. twitter.com/gilesduley/sta…
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The book “Wonder” is not only moving and instructive, it’s also delicious. twitter.com/RJPalacio/stat…
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This sums up how a lot of us are feeling right now.
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ICYMI: Yesterday, I held a group-therapy session with @AliMattu to talk about coping with #COVID19 anxiety. Check it out! youtu.be/gXxrpJ2tx7Y
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My friend in Bellingham, Scott (@FrontLine_Masks), designs outerwear for special forces. He’s designed an easy-to-make mask that uses vacuum bags & air filters to protect workers. If you can sew or know someone who can—make some! #CoverOurCaregivers
gish.com/cover-our-care…
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The virus doesn’t discriminate by race. Neither should we.
npr.org/2020/03/25/821…
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Even in isolation, you’re not alone. Stay safe & strong. #TransDayOfVisibility
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For homeschool today the kids prepared a typical civil-war-era meal for me & recited the Gettysburg address in period, hand-stitched costumes.
Oops. Damn text to speech. That should have read, "For homeschool today the kids are eating popsicles & watching DuckTales on an iPad."
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Pretty sure the "big sloppy kiss" is a violation of shelter-in-place protocols, Eric. Gonna have to take a raincheck on that one. twitter.com/therealKripke/…
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I just learned something from homeschooling my 7 year-old: Spelling is inhairited...
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I may not be cut out for social isolation. I just spent the last 10 minutes watching the Roomba vacuum the living room as if I we’re watching Game of Thrones.
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If you’re locked in at home with kids (or know someone who is), get a copy of the our cookbook, #TheAdventurousEatersClub! This is the time to put our little cell-mates to work in the kitchen. (All of our profits go to feeding needy kids.) bit.ly/AEClub_AZ
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We’ll fight the demons. You fight the covid. Thank you for protecting us. We will always be grateful. twitter.com/NP_Thatch/stat…
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Maison said, "Sometimes I lick Hazel, because that's a kiss in dog language. But it can be pretty rough because of all the hair in my mouth."
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Wisconsin, you (& all other states) deserve better. We need to adopt voting by mail nationally so no one is disenfranchised & everyone can cast a ballot without risking lives. IF you can do so safely, VOTE. But be safe & protect everyone's health, guys.
vox.com/2020/4/6/21211…
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Remember, even during quarantine: what matters most is not how you feel on the inside, it’s how you look on the outside. #HomeGroomingLessons
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