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Endings are hard…
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My heart is broken seeing the devastating wildfires in Australia & so much catastrophic loss of life. My dear friend & cast mate @Shoshannah7 has found a way for the #SPNFamily to help... bit.ly/ShoshannahChar… twitter.com/Stands/status/…
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Look, mom! I’m on a podcast... wholemamasclub.com/podcast/167/ra…
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Thank you,TRUMP! This must be a direct result of you easing restrictions on pollutants in our drinking water & air! It probably helps that your administration also increased asbestos use & refused to ban pesticides that are known carcinogens.THANKS AGAIN! nytimes.com/interactive/20… twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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Something exciting for the young people.
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A year ago, I made this knife from a railroad spike. This morning, Maison threatened to chop my computer into little pieces with it. But the joke's on her, because it’s barely sharp enough to cut a tangerine.
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Oops. This is going to make the next cabinet meeting at the White House very awkward... twitter.com/nytimes/status…
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Slight correction: You refused to comply with House subpoenas. You also ordered your staff not to comply. Some of them testified anyway because they didn’t want to be complicit in Treason against our country. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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Hey Christians, if you’re still supporting Trump, notice the header of the guy he’s retweeting here is literally giving the finger to God—which is fitting because frankly, supporting Trump IS a middle finger to God. twitter.com/D0wn_Under/sta…
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Looks like @jarpad and @JensenAckles bribed #SXSW organizers to put a #Supernatural panel on the schedule. Jeez. Those two will do anything to get me to visit Austin. sxsw.com/news/2020/laur…
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Nice work! The charms you bought from @Stands made it possible for @RandomActsOrg to purchase a second bus for the FHS in Nicaragua! Thanks. (Charms are still available if you want to chip in. We’ll be using the proceeds to help pay for gas & any repairs.) shopstands.com
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I hate to say it, but our youngest generation is flushing real opportunities down the toilet for the sake of “education.”
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10 minutes ago I had this exact experience (minus the cocktails) going through an @TSA checkpoint. He even said “I’ll use the back of my hands for any sensitive areas” & ran his fingers all the way around under the waist of my jeans. It was very romantic...m.youtube.com/watch?v=KYDuDG…
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Bob Garfield (@Bobosphere) has been one of my idols since high school. I’ve had my nose in his new book, “American Manifesto”, all day. If you’re interested in being a better person, read it! bit.ly/AmericanManife…
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Why can't we quit you? (Congrats.) twitter.com/jarpad/status/…
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OK boomer. bit.ly/TheOKBoomer
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This is incredible! I’m grateful down to the marrow of my bones. Thank you. twitter.com/jenstarkidross…
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West heard me record this and said, “Let me try those.”
After a bite he reported, “Wow! These ARE crunchy.”
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How do I enter to win? twitter.com/seriouseats/st…
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It suddenly occurs to me that holding a world record in hugging might be a little creepy... twitter.com/GWR/status/121…
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This was @TVGuide ’s take on my social media presence... I think they’re mocking me.
As you can see, my real profiles showcase a far more serious, professional demeanor. twitter.com/TVGuide/status…
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I don't know why everyone's so surprised by Trump's criminal, mob-boss language. We all know that we've had "the Don" in the oval office for years!
washingtonpost.com/politics/recor…
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The founding fathers would be proud... twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…