1151
Been stuck on the couch for 12 hours. This is what happens with intense boredom...
1152
Good tidings to you & yours. #MerryChristmasEve
1153
I hate seeing children used as corporate stooges like this.
1154
I put candy canes and Green Machine Catering hot sauce in everyone’s stockings...
1155
The police in my hometown issued a mandatory curfew due to suspected home invasion “reverse robbery” bandits on Christmas Eve. After being tormented by this gang throughout my childhood, I’m glad to know the cops are finally on the case. facebook.com/greenfieldmapo…
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If a juror coordinated with a defendant in a trial, he'd be held in contempt. The senate IS the jury in an impeachment trial & @SenMajLdr said he's coordinating with Trump. Tell your senators they MUST hear from witnesses! Our constitution hangs in the balance. #ImpartialJustice twitter.com/DougJones/stat…
1159
Trump just killed an Iranian General with the false premise that he was preventing an impending attack. Killing an Iranian General is an act of war and will certainly CAUSE Iran to attack the US. Trump will cost American lives to distract from his impeachment! Terrifying. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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Trump and @SecPompeo talked to Russia before briefing Congress on the Iranian assassination, which makes sense. After all, it’s important to check in with your boss first.
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO OUR SOVEREIGNTY?! twitter.com/SecPompeo/stat…
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I’m not saying that a Russian-owned wannabe despot would order an assassination to distract from news about his own misdeeds, but… No, that’s exactly what I’m saying. Our country is under siege. Trump is working for Putin’s interests & his own, NOT America’s. twitter.com/robertjdenault…
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...”isn't backed up by established historical accounts or public U.S. intelligence.” For the sake of word count, “...is a lie” would’ve worked.
The @nytimes’ bad reporting was used to justify the Iraq war. This kind of equivocating language could put blood on your hands again. twitter.com/nytimes/status…
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Hey, @Twitter, @realDonaldTrump is violating your rules by threatening to obliterate Iran. Thanks. help.twitter.com/en/rules-and-p… twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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I just yelled something I hope never passes my lips again: “IF YOU DON’T STOP KICKING EACH OTHER, I’M NOT STOPPING AT WALMART!!!”
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“After I start a senseless war in the Middle East, I always like to unwind with another 18 holes on the tax-payer dime!” -DJT twitter.com/funder/status/…
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ما مردم آمریکا میدانیم که مردم ایران و فرهنگشان از گنجینههای دنیا هستند. ما
رئیسجمهورمان نیستیم.
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IF THE SENATE DOES NOT TAKE BOLTON'S TESTIMONY, IT WILL HAVE FAILED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AND OUR CONSTITUTION. twitter.com/AmbJohnBolton/…
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This morning, buckling in, Maison said, "I wish we didn't have car seats and raincoats. I wish we were just a family of animals."
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NO AMERICANS WERE KILLED BY IRAN'S ATTACK TODAY.
@realDonaldTrump does not need to strikes back.
If he does, it will start a war.
And THOUSANDS or MILLIONS will die. #NoWarWithIran
1170
مردم آمریكا جنگ با ایران نمی خواهند.
1171
I don’t want to seem desperate, Mark, but... please? Please? Pretty please?!I’d do anything to see you on the show! I’d scrub your toilet with my own toothbrush! (Okay. Maybe I’m a little desperate.) twitter.com/HamillHimself/…
1172
Thank you, Senator, for putting country before Party. twitter.com/cspan/status/1…
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@mattcohen4real I already do, matt.
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Text me “NSFW” & I’ll text you a behind-the-scenes video of our first week back on set after the new year. I’d post it here, but I think violates Twitter's Terms of Service.
(323) 405-9939
(Text me right now & I’ll send it to you within the hour.)
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All is not well! I came home from work to discover that Maison had sprinkled glitter all over every surface in the house. This glitter situation is irreversible. Glitter on the rugs, upholstery, armpits, everywhere. I will forever sparkle.