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But I have to admit, you rock this look way better than I do, @jarpad. (Not that I’m trying to influence your wardrobe choices.)
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(Credit where it’s due to @mishasdiary & @kaymill0 for the posters.)
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I was explaining one of the simplest meditation techniques to the kids: “Sitting, eyes closed, you breath in good things you breath out bad things” Maison said, “So you breath in sparkly rainbow unicorns and you breath out broken guitars?”
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And by “breath” I mean “breathe.” You learn something new every day.
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I had an epiphany just now: If I post a tweet with no words, I eliminate the risk of misspelling.
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This president hits new lows so often that rock-bottom has become the new normal... twitter.com/ABC/status/113…
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Say what you will about Sarah Huckabee Sanders,but losing our WH press secretary is a big deal. Who’s gonna lie to the public & not hold press briefings now?
(She’s leaving at the end of the month to return to Arkansas—presumably to slither under a rock until she gets arrested.) twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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Everyone, please register and promise you will vote... twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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Maison used Elmer’s glue and the shell of a shrimp to make a press-on nail just now. Moments like this make me glad to be a dad. #HappyFathersDay
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Come hang out with me in Burbank, guys! bit.ly/SPNBUR19 twitter.com/CreationEnt/st…
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Today was the last day of second grade and West suddenly hit puberty.
He’s handling it with grace.
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This is why I try not to serve this as a snack. Artichokes make the kids greed, grabby, and just plain self-centered. #JustSayNoToArtichokes
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Now that we're going into the last season of #SPN, it's time you finally knew... bit.ly/HeyAssbutt
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Someone once asked me if I could have a drink with anyone, who would it be. I said @Bobosphere (the author of this upcoming book).
He may not be “with it” or “hip”, but he’s the Unabomber of brilliant ideas. Read it if any part of you is revolutionary!
indiebound.org/book/978164009… twitter.com/CounterpointLL…
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When I was a kid, I never imagined I would grow up to have William Shatner as my internet stalker. twitter.com/WilliamShatner…
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Let’s make it a nice, round 12. twitter.com/Bobosphere/sta…
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Do me a favor and if you already have a team, add friends to it to fill it out. Just add one friend right now. If you are not yet on a team, i'll put you on a great one with people you'll love right now... bit.ly/GISHWAY I promise you won't regret it... twitter.com/GISH/status/11…
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If you are a woman, please don't vote for @realDonaldTrump in 2020. If you are a man, please don't vote for @realDonaldTrump in 2020. If you are a human American, please don't vote for @realDonaldTrump in 2020. This may be our nation's bleakest chapter since slavery. twitter.com/Marisa_Carroll…
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@Alyssa_Milano It’s 1 thing to dismiss these women by saying they’re political plants. But these are women in the public eye telling similar stories, and given his track record...
It’s another thing altogether to dismiss any of these women’s stories with “boys will be boys!” Because, #NoWeWont
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What are you doing Monday afternoon? Sign up for @GISH before Monday at noon PT & I might just give you a call! bit.ly/2019MishaCall
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Read this story. Then do something about it. newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/i…
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