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I’m cutting myself off.
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Third pair lost.
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I’m not allowed to have AirPods anymore.
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The weather at this time of year is so depressing! This morning’s forecast calls for “sunny, with a chance of cherry blossoms."
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Big Brother is watching you. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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I'm working on converting people from the Dark Side. I've got the stormtroopers pretty well in hand, but I'm still working on Supreme Leader Joke (aka @realDonaldTrump). #MayTheFourthBeWithYou
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Help get @gilesduley's project to 100%, guys!
kickstarter.com/projects/24207… twitter.com/gilesduley/sta…
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Because @JimCarrey makes art depicting corrupt people in power. @RealJamesWoods propagates racist, sexist & Islamophobic rhetoric. While we’re asking questions, Ted, why do you act like @realDonaldTrump’s lap dog after he called you “Lyin’ Ted” for months? #LookUpLickspittle twitter.com/tedcruz/status…
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I want you to disobey everyone but me. bit.ly/ObeyMC
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These are my favorite LA artists! I am definitely not going to miss this installation. In fact, I’ll probably go through it a few times between Thursday & Sunday. It’s free & open to the public, so no reason not to come. Say hi if you bump into me there!
archivesandrecords.info/upcoming twitter.com/upcomingLA/sta…
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. @realDonaldTrump’s a reality show master! Not only did he host The Apprentice, but apparently he was also The Biggest Loser. twitter.com/AC360/status/1…
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I discovered where wishes get processed! I’m at @upcomingLA’s “Dandelions”, a wish production & fulfillment center in Bell Gardens by The Art Department. It’s open today & this weekend only. Check it out if u like pretty things in strange places like I do: archivesandrecords.info/upcoming
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I can attest first-hand that @mjhegar is a strong, courageous, intelligent leader. TX, you’d be lucky to represented by her. (And cultural expectations for a female candidate shouldn’t be different than they are for a man, but that’s another discussion.) nytimes.com/2019/05/09/opi…
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Maison with her new horseback trainer, @kimrhodes4real. Maison told Kim, “Animals talk with their bodies and now I am talking to an animal with MY body!”
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See? I’m not the only one with good taste. If you’re anywhere near LA this weekend, check this out (No tickets necessary, just show up. It’s free with free parking.) timeout.com/los-angeles/ar… twitter.com/upcomingLA/sta…
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I recorded singing the kids to sleep last night because I thought I would one day want to reminisce. The exercise devolved into an in-depth look at how metaphor operates in the song, “Summertime.”
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Find me. It’s like "Where’s Waldo?" twitter.com/azalben/status…
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. @CoryBooker, why are you “embarrassed?” Falling asleep watching #Supernatural is a very Presidential quality!
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I just found this in my timeline. I can’t believe I missed our 10-yr anniversary, @Twitter—& I can’t wait to see what u bought me!
(Quick question: if someone watches & shares their own Twitter retrospective video, does that make them a clinical narcissist? Asking for a friend.) twitter.com/MonicaDPhoto/s…
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It’s really hard to nap in the green room at #JIBCon in Rome.
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. @dicksp8jr and @RobBenedict get so annoyed when people confuse them.
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Thank you, Rome, thank you, #jibcon, and thank you, @serendipityhope, for your friendship and generosity and for an unforgettable weekend. Can’t wait to see you all again next year!
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There’s nothing wrong with guilty pleasures... twitter.com/CoryBooker/sta…