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NO ONE RESPECTS PRIVATE PROPERTY ANYMORE!!!
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POEM BY ME.
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Thank you, Rep. McKean, for putting your conscience & the well-being of our country above party. All candidates should follow your lead & reject any party that aligns itself with hate & fascism. time.com/5577204/andy-m…
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Several of my poems are published in @columpoetry's latest anthology. On Sale today... colum.edu/columbiapoetry…
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I haven’t decided what #MyCookbookIsNamed yet. I should probably get on that, as we’re publishing it pretty soon. (Really.)
Any suggestions?
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Help me & @gilesduley with our most ambitious project to date—one that will actually help save lives: bit.ly/GISHLaos #GISH
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If you are someone who is easily upset seeing terrible things happening, please don’t watch tonight’s season finale of #Supernatural. youtu.be/DZ6P1QQH64c
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Go here to hear my livestream conversation with @gilesduley (and to watch me tear up): bit.ly/GISHLaos
#GISH
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Good news, everyone—Maison just reported, “dada, I remembered how to cry! But I decided not to cry tonight. That’s just my decision.” twitter.com/mishacollins/s…
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West and Maison used every cushion in the house to make an “Army fort.” I told them even Navy SEALs wouldn’t attempt to penetrate.
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See you soon, London! twitter.com/MCMComicCon/st…
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8 friends popped in around noon today. Everyone was hungry, so I made Niçoise salad very quickly.
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I’m sick and tired of this can-do attitude.
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If you think about it, last nights Game of Thrones was all about the benefits of losing your virginity.
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I took my crack team of foot soldiers to visit some of our neighbors yesterday. randomacts.org/amok
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I just backed a project from my friend and one of the best people alive: Giles Duley. It's called: Legacy of War: The Final Chapter. Do what you can to help (and he'll even send you photos if you pony up...) kickstarter.com/projects/24207…
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I don't want my kids—or anyone's kids—to have to grow up practicing lockdown drills and worrying about "giving away their position" to an active shooter.
Do you?
We can fix this. Demand your reps #ReformGunLaws. twitter.com/AMarch4OurLive…
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A real president would be working for the United States—all of them, not just the states that happened to send him electoral college votes. This man does nothing other than serve his own ego. We MUST vote him out in 2020. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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Congrats to @TheTonyAwards nominees! It reminded me of this old @GISH item that I loved, 2014 Item #177: get a Tony award-winning actor to recite a passage from the DMV Handbook. (Thanks to @jamesmiglehart for playing with us.)
Want to get in on the fun? gish.com
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Maison got her hair done at a new inter-species salon in town. (She said she wanted dreadlocks.)
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Amazing work. twitter.com/JJ9828/status/…