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It is terrifying that our lives are in the hands of this man. twitter.com/Alyssa_Milano/…
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I know there’s nothing more tone-deaf than celebrities showing off their opulent lives during a crisis, but I can’t help being a stereotype right now. I’ve used my wealth & influence to acquire the best thing money can buy: a Bob Ross pancake maker. #ThePicturePerfectQuarantine.
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This is what resilience sounds like. nytimes.com/interactive/20…
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Homeschooling might undo me. I need to talk to someone who is NOT in elementary school. Text me if you’re as bored as I am. I need someone to chat with. (323) 405-9939
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It’s about time we had more competent, strong, diverse leaders like this in government (with or without makeup). Show us how you do! #FlipTheTexasHouse #RunLikeAGirl twitter.com/elizabethforTX…
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Are you really measuring your success by the RATINGS OF YOUR BRIEFINGS?!!
(And, PS: people watch your briefings for the same reasons they watch horror movies or car crashes.) twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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I want to start a trend: #LettersOfGratitude. I’ll start, then you write one to someone from your past — because right now, people who have done good deserve to be reminded of it.
Read mine: bit.ly/LettersOfGrati…
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Even though testing is proven to save lives and reduce infection rates, Trump is ending federal Covid testing at the height of the pandemic because he wants to keep the official numbers artificially low.
He’d rather save face than save lies.
Shame.
npr.org/sections/coron…
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Fact check: Your opposition to mail-in ballots during a pandemic is horrifying. People will get sick & die going to the polls this year. There is no voter fraud in America. You simply want to make voting difficult because the more people who vote the worse republicans do. Period. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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Maison just told me if she lived in the wild and didn’t have money to buy a house she’d just need 3 things: a stove, a fruit grabber pole and a sword.
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My dear friend has had a fever, cough & headache for days, but is being told he can’t get tested unless he’s a first responder or in critical condition. Under-testing is keeping official infection numbers in the US at a fraction of the truth. Trump wants to keep the tally low.
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I’m glad you were finally able to get a diagnosis, @realDonaldTrump. “Trump Derangement Syndrome” sounds awful. Out of curiosity, is testing for TDS in America going to be available to people with symptoms? Unlike Covid? twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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They're doing so much for us, so the LEAST we could do is buy them dinner. Chip in to help #supportheronurses! bit.ly/FeedHeroNurses
(I challenge @jarpad & @JensenAckles to donate & take a selfie, too. Pony up, guys!)
#WorldHealthDay
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Remember, even during quarantine: what matters most is not how you feel on the inside, it’s how you look on the outside. #HomeGroomingLessons
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Wisconsin, you (& all other states) deserve better. We need to adopt voting by mail nationally so no one is disenfranchised & everyone can cast a ballot without risking lives. IF you can do so safely, VOTE. But be safe & protect everyone's health, guys.
vox.com/2020/4/6/21211…
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Maison said, "Sometimes I lick Hazel, because that's a kiss in dog language. But it can be pretty rough because of all the hair in my mouth."
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We’ll fight the demons. You fight the covid. Thank you for protecting us. We will always be grateful. twitter.com/NP_Thatch/stat…
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If you’re locked in at home with kids (or know someone who is), get a copy of the our cookbook, #TheAdventurousEatersClub! This is the time to put our little cell-mates to work in the kitchen. (All of our profits go to feeding needy kids.) bit.ly/AEClub_AZ
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I may not be cut out for social isolation. I just spent the last 10 minutes watching the Roomba vacuum the living room as if I we’re watching Game of Thrones.
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I just learned something from homeschooling my 7 year-old: Spelling is inhairited...
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Pretty sure the "big sloppy kiss" is a violation of shelter-in-place protocols, Eric. Gonna have to take a raincheck on that one. twitter.com/therealKripke/…
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For homeschool today the kids prepared a typical civil-war-era meal for me & recited the Gettysburg address in period, hand-stitched costumes.
Oops. Damn text to speech. That should have read, "For homeschool today the kids are eating popsicles & watching DuckTales on an iPad."
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Even in isolation, you’re not alone. Stay safe & strong. #TransDayOfVisibility
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