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I’m bored and I hate to resort to threats, but if you don’t text me right now to keep me company, I’m going to tell your parents all your secrets. (323) 405-9939
1327
Maison just said, “I’m a service elf. “
1328
Need a little break today? I'll be #LiveFromSanQuarantine for music & mindfulness with @jeweljk & @marcbrackett.
3 PM PT. Come hang out with us: twitch.tv/inspirehouse
1329
She also said, “Grandpa Paul lived till he was really old.” And I said, “Yeah. He was 92. Even though he ate really unhealthy food and never exercised.” And she said, “Yeah, have you ever noticed the weirdest people live the longest?” twitter.com/mishacollins/s…
1330
Putting Maison to bed tonight she said, “I want to live a pretty long time. Like till I’m 90. But not so long that it makes me famous, like that woman who was 102 and only ate eggs.”
1331
I grilled artichoke, shrimp, corn and romaine for dinner and served it in this alder wood bowl that I made from a tree in my yard. I’m posting this photo of it all in a desperate attempt to impress you.
1332
On #NationalSuperheroDay, @VP Mike Pence reminds us: only heroes wear masks. twitter.com/politico/statu…
1333
In our family, every Spring the patriarch must make an annual pilgrimage up a cherry tree.
1334
I have a robot vacuum. The house was a catastrophic mess today and I think it ran away from home. I can’t find it anywhere. This is the most recent photo I have. If you see it, please DM me.
1335
This clear, consistent messaging will empower us all to stop the #COVID pandemic quickly, or not stop the pandemic at any speed. Thank you, @AdleyStump!
youtu.be/Hspw7Y1Gc5s
1336
I was going to say I needed coffee this morning, but after seeing what’s in it, I’ll stick with tea. (Nice work, guys.) @JensenAckles @jarpad #GISH
1337
Reality bites. Show me your #QuarantineDisappointments, guys!
1338
Hey, Hani. Sending you my love & support right now. We’re with you through this!!! twitter.com/Earthangel0609…
1339
I made this dinner for the kids. And very sweetly, Maison said, “If I had to choose between this and nothing, I guess I would choose this.” #QuarantineGratitude
#IsItTooLateToPutThemUpForAdoption?
1340
Parenting tip: To establish trust, give your children sharp instruments and full control over your appearance. #ChildrenOfTheComb
1341
Hats off to @robhayter for donating this #SPN stunt department cap to @RandomActsOrg — and to @jarpad, @JensenAckles & @Alex8Calvert for signing it with me. Thanks, guys.
Want it? bit.ly/RAAuction_MC twitter.com/RandomActsOrg/…
1342
Hey @seanhannity! Nice work killer!
vox.com/policy-and-pol…
1343
Way to go, Gishers! I’m so proud of you all. Thank you.
1344
The dog peed on the porch, so I got a bucket and soap. My wife saw me mopping and said, “That’s the sexiest thing you’ve done this year.”
I’m killing it...
1345
Licks speak louder than words. gish.com
1346
I picked up something lovely for @RuthieConnell's birthday, but I'm not sure if I should ship it. Let me know, guys. (And happy bday, Ruthie.)
1347
Hazel is vicious. Watch this with the sound on. gish.com
1348
If you’re at your wit’s end with quarantine like I am, join my #PlayAtHome scavenger hunt! Final days to register. Get on it, guys! gish.com
#StayAtHome
1349
Who the hell has been spying on me? How does @TVGuide know I’ve turned to unhealthy habits in quarantine? Is nothing sacred?
1350
Before quarantine, I used to look forward to Sunday, Tuesday, or Thursday… now, every day feels like “Blursday.”
If your days are all starting to run together too, do this to shake things up for the better: gish.com twitter.com/babyrabies/sta…
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