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These uncooked tubers are trying to weasel their way into my Twitter feed. #EveryoneHasAnAgenda
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Folks have been asking me for tips on managing quarantine harmoniously with kids. I’m no expert, but I’ve found that this routine works well for me:
Wake up at 5:30 AM, never stop cleaning or moving until you fall asleep crying at 11.
Repeat infinity times.
Hope this helps!
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I had a heart-to-heart with @thedad on Instagram this morning about my upcoming at-home, all-ages friendly @GISH scavenger hunt, the soul-crushing burden of shelter-in-place dishwashing, & how I’ve trained my kids to be my servants while in quarantine: instagram.com/thedad
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After a few short weeks in captivity, we’re turning into animals. We just did the @dybrkr Saturday morning animal-themed Zoom dance party, dancing on the dining table like beasts.
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Incredible. Just by signing up for my strange little 1-day #PlayAtHome scavenger hunt, we’ll be able to provide over 100,000 meals to kids going hungry due to #COVID-related hardship. Proud of you, guys. Thanks.
GO SIGN UP if you haven’t already! gish.com
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Want to come to my place for breakfast? Me & my friend @gilesduley (a brilliant photographer & one of the most resilient people I know) will be chatting about overcoming adversity & coping in isolation. 8 AM PT on Instagram LIVE. Join us: instagram.com/misha
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Hey, @AlainaHuffman, remember that time when we were in a ‘90s grunge band together? (I’ll never forget your cover of “MMMBop.” So haunting.) Happy bday. 🎂
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So embarrassing... I forgot we were “on the record” and overshared again.
(Get in on this, guys. We’re helping kids impacted by COVID related school closures! gish.com) twitter.com/nerdist/status…
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My friend @dariusmarder braved the woods to check in on the wild, unpredictable creature that lives there: my mom. (Luckily, he still had an old, used mask he couldn’t donate to wear.)
Check in on the elderly & immunocompromised around you, too — from a safe distance!
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Also, in case you’re wondering why Maison’s hand is so red, it’s not from excessive hand-washing. It’s from when I was distracted by a zoom call this morning and she painted the dog pink.
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We celebrated Passover more than Easter this year. Just hid a couple of eggs. Today maison found fur in the yard and figured it out: “Dad, I know why there were hardly any eggs or chocolates this year. The Easter Bunny was starting to hide them in our yard, then Hazel ate her.”
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Our strength is in this family we've built. Please join us in our COVID relief efforts by ordering this final season tee. 100% of profits will be donated. And remember, ILY. ShopStands.com
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Incredible. Get in on this, guys!
We’re going to have some fun & do a little good in the process: gish.com
#COVID #StayHome twitter.com/GISH/status/12…
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Kids and teachers may be stuck at home, but SCHOOL IS IN SESSION.... twitter.com/baratunde/stat…
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I’m running a 1-day, virtual, QUARANTINE SCAVENGER HUNT! Let’s create, connect (and maybe do a little good). Don’t just #StayAtHome —play at home! bit.ly/HomeHuntMC
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This is a reminder of why we’re doing what we’re doing.
(Do you recognize the voice?)
#StayHome #NextThanksgiving
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Maison just said, “Dad, what inventions were invented since you were a kid?” I said, “iPhones! And computers. We didn’t have those!” She looked astonished then asked, “What about balloons? Did you have those? Or Dream catchers?”
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Your stimulus check is going to be delayed by several days so the US treasury could change the computer coding to print @realDonaldTrump’s megalomaniacal name on them. No President has ever done this. washingtonpost.com/politics/comin…
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If your one of those people for whom slow-motion panning shots of old buildings and empty streets brings tears to your eyes, watch this. youtube.com/watch?v=JJzlXh…
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There’s a quote from you in this article, about you pulling funding from the World Health Organization in the middle of the worst pandemic humanity has seen in 100 years to shift blame from yourself. You would rather save face than save lives. apple.news/AJoNwqieKSFS0U… twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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This behind the scenes footage shows the REAL reason production was halted on #Supernatural last month... youtu.be/5l62WEppBkQ
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Please note: We did this @EW cover shoot before “social distancing” was a thing.
ew.com/tv/supernatura…
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My daughter Maison has been communing with wildcats. (She wears polka-dot camouflage so they’ll accept her as one of their own.)
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I hired my son to help me install a ceiling fixture, but I should have checked his references first. As I was uploading this, I noticed he stole cash from my desk halfway through the job!
#AlwaysHireUnion!
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