801
Don’t take credit for a temporary pause in a war that your ignorance and greed started in the first place. There was no fighting until you abandoned the our allies, the Kurds, you asshole twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
802
Pumpkin, nobody questions your ability to destroy & completely obliterate anything you touch. But you’re NOT a dictator or a king. You, in your "great & unmatched wisdom”, will soon learn that. #ImpeachTrump twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
803
I'm sneaking out between takes on set to bring you this urgent, secret message...
804
Me and my charges in an infinite mudflat.
805
I'm seeing lots of post on how Trump & his enablers made this crisis worse with their lies, selfishness & incompetence. Yes, their unforgivable failures will cost countless lives, but right now, let's just focus on saving each other. Stay home. Wash hands. Be vigilant. twitter.com/briansolis/sta…
806
I haven’t decided what #MyCookbookIsNamed yet. I should probably get on that, as we’re publishing it pretty soon. (Really.)
Any suggestions?
807
მსოფლიო შენთანაა, საქართველო. ჩვენ ვიცით, რომ თქვენ, უკრაინას და რუს ხალხს მშვიდობა გინდათ.
#Ukraine 💙💛 twitter.com/AlexandreKraus…
808
Fireworks that spell out "Trump" for a campaign event at the national monument in a National Park is a BLATANT violation of the law. I look forward to @realDonaldTrump losing the election and going to prison this fall.
809
Don’t tell anybody, but I snuck off set to slip you this quick thank-you message: bit.ly/ChangeALifeLAOS #GISH #ChangeALife
810
To no one’s surprise, my name sign makes prominent use of the middle finger. (Thanks, @Shoshannah7.) twitter.com/Shoshannah7/st…
811
Something’s fishy here, nonetheless, this moment’s worth preserving. #HaikuPoetryDay #InternationalHaikuDay
812
Apparently, THIS is why the @CDCgov lifted the mask mandate for vaccinated people.... twitter.com/DEANCASBEGlNS/…
813
I love my country. That doesn’t mean I love what my country does... twitter.com/DavidYankovich…
814
And by “breath” I mean “breathe.” You learn something new every day.
815
If your Senator doesn't support the right to vote for every American, then it’s not right to support that Senator with your vote. #VoteThemOut
816
In times of darkness, endeavor to be the light. #HolocaustRemembrance twitter.com/GoodRobinHood/…
817
Quit ragging on me! My phone says it’s "Padelecki", and you know computers can’t be wrong. twitter.com/jarpad/status/…
818
An unsolicited dick showed up in my text messages today. Not cool, @realDonaldTrump. Not cool. #PresidentialAlert
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819
We’re not even off the air yet, but the @artinstitutechi has already put us in an exhibit with the ancient Incas.
820
This is an outrage! I can't believe @EW released this scandalous behind-the-scenes photo of me getting a hand job! #Controverstiel share.ew.com/9K3XTYK
821
I’m calling registered Gishers right now… If you get an call from an unknown number it could be me! bit.ly/JoinGISH
(This is a stock photo of me on the phone. It's not where i am right now, but I am on the phone.)
822
Nice work, Gishers and Giles. This shit counts both limbs and lives will be saved. (Also, the US Dept. of State retweeted this, which means we're basically a government in our own right now.) twitter.com/MAGsaveslives/…
823
You are an embarrassment to people with moral compasses, Marco. You are sucking up to a narcissistic imbecile who berated and cut you down, just to tow the party line. Shame on you. twitter.com/marcorubio/sta…
824
At the 10-mile mark of a run, I tend to get a little chatty (and disgustingly sweaty). bit.ly/TheBadIdeaTour
@jarpad @JensenAckles @jasonmanns @RachelMiner1 @RobBenedict @adamfergus @RandomActsOrg #E4K
825
Great logic, Donny! If I stop weighing myself, I’d have gained very few pounds. If we stop grading our kids, we will have next to no F grades. If we stop counting unemployment numbers, we’ll have the lowest unemployment ever! #MakeAmericaiGnorantAgain
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