826
My 7-year old is already picking up rebellious teenage gestures. What’s next: Piercings? A face tattoo? TIK TOK?!
Send help: bit.ly/ILYinASLlisASi…
827
A friend in Michigan just texted me this photo. Thank you, @BIGGBYCOFFEE for spreading this propaganda.
828
I put candy canes and Green Machine Catering hot sauce in everyone’s stockings...
829
It’s my birthday, so I’m making a special birthday wish that you all pre-order my new cookbook, The Adventurous Eaters Club: bit.ly/AEClub_HC
I know this sounds selfish, but it’s part of a nefarious scheme to help fight child hunger—100% of author profits go to charity!)
830
You may have just saved thousands of lives, Congresswoman. Thank you. This is the kind of leadership America needs right now. twitter.com/RepKatiePorter…
831
I took my crack team of foot soldiers to visit some of our neighbors yesterday. randomacts.org/amok
832
I want to live in a country where ALL people can sleep at night. Breonna deserved better. Black people deserve better. VOTE.
#BlackLivesMatter #ICantSleep #SayHerName twitter.com/AP/status/1308…
833
Most of the people I’m meeting on the road are really nice, but some of them are a little shellfish. #CrawDadJokes roadfood.com/tv/
834
Just noticed that my timeline is full of mentions and replies from Russian bots and Trump accounts. How do they coordinate action so quickly and massively?
835
Here's my note: if you're going to wake everyone in a hotel up, at least use proper grammar. What's a "wardent?"
836
We're moving from a period of division to an era of service & I'm excited to have @RandomActsOrg on the front lines of the fight. Join us as RA partners with @BidenInaugural Monday, January 18th for a MLK #DayOfService to try & feed 10,000 people in need: bit.ly/RADayOfService
837
West and Maison used every cushion in the house to make an “Army fort.” I told them even Navy SEALs wouldn’t attempt to penetrate.
838
Join me, “SuperBat” and the other trench coated angel, @michaelsheen, for the Super Good campaign to fight family homelessness. #SuperGood shopstands.com
839
Today, @realDonaldTrump declared himself “the least racist person anywhere in the world...” I hate to quibble, but I’m pretty sure KKK leader, @DrDavidDuke, is less racist.
840
I hate seeing children used as corporate stooges like this.
841
Persistence pays off! We told @TVGuideMagazine we'd hold our breath until we turned blue if they didn't put us on the #WBSDCC cover, so they gave it to us. @jarpad @JensenAckles @Alex8Calvert
842
Tonight it was abundantly clear: the the thing Trump fears most is your legitimate ballots being counted. #VoteStrong
843
“Total support” would include taking ANY STEPS to prevent these mass shootings. You, your white supremacist agenda, and the @NRA’s gun lobby are responsible. This doesn’t happen in Europe or Canada or China or even Russia. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
844
When you apply for a job, employers look at your full background. A Supreme Court justice nominee should be held to at LEAST the same standard—but the @GOP is blocking 90% of his records. #WhatAreTheyHiding? Call & tell your reps to #ReleaseTheRecords! (202) 804-8191 twitter.com/washingtonpost…
845
Every proper Thanksgiving feast should end with pie and poetry, so here’s one from me. #HappyThanksgiving
846
My sister Liz was asked to do a presentation to her class on the parasympathetic and sympathetic nervous systems. This is what she did...
(Graduate school looks like it's no fun.)
847
Parents Are Sharing The Illogical Reasons Their Toddlers Melted Down and it reminded me of this: My youngest melted down because we weren’t being mean to her. Her older brother tried to appease her by pretending to be mean, but it didn’t work... apple.news/ALV3sn1MwQZ-rj…
848
If you are someone who is easily upset seeing terrible things happening, please don’t watch tonight’s season finale of #Supernatural. youtu.be/DZ6P1QQH64c
849
This will forever mark the apex of my career.
I AM LEGO. twitter.com/ChadFiveash/st…
850
Climate change is upon us. Thankfully, @JoeBiden has rejoined the #ParisClimateAgreement. I hope we’re not too late. 🌎🔥
(Important Road Safety Tip: When you stop on the shoulder of the highway in 110° F heat, make sure to lock your keys inside the car so you don't lose them.)
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