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Me and my fellow archaeologists always love saying this at the dig site
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Just realized that this tortoise has outlived 8 British monarchs
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When Jonathan was first hatched, William IV as still the king of Great Britain
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Kings and Queens come and go, but Jonathan, the bisexual tortoise, remains 🐢
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Fun fact, one of the largest battles to occur in North America before the colonial era (on record) was probably the Battle of Tlaximaloyan which took place between the Aztecs & Matlatzinca in ~1476 CE. There were 24,000 Aztecs against 40,000 Matlatzinca.
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For those interested, this is Çatalhöyük in Turkey, one of the earliest cities. It had no footpaths or streets between its maze-like dwellings. Instead, people primarily used ladders and rooftops to get around.
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Forget slut era, I’m in my cowboy era
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He let it slip. His true intentions have been revealed.
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A friend told me that I should make an evil alter ego of myself like a Channel Awesome movie reviewer called “Trey the Misinformer” or “Trey the Mansplainer”
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I will never look at whales the same way ever again
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Public school education in the 2010s be like:
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This is bad genetics. I’ve seen DNA phenotyping used in investigations before & it just doesn’t work the way investigators want it to. All you get out of it is an extremely broad strokes version of someone’s background. The face is almost a complete a fabrication twitter.com/edmontonpolice…
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