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Just got back from a date.
He dropped me off at my apartment. I literally stopped at my front door, thought for a second, turned around, and walked back to his car to ask him if he wanted a kiss.
Dude instantly got the biggest grin I have ever seen on a person lol
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Just realized that this tortoise has outlived 8 British monarchs
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One of the most depressing things I learned in archaeology class was the fact that they’re having trouble rebuilding Notre-Dame Cathedral partly because many of the planks and wood came from trees that literally no longer grow that big any more. twitter.com/emilydolhansky…
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Sun gravity got me crying with laughter twitter.com/fasc1nate/stat…
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My brother in Cronos, do you know how the Spartan army functioned? twitter.com/Earth_928_2099…
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Absolutely insane SpongeBob screenshot twitter.com/RiseFallNickBc…
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That one solar particle on its way to flip a single bit on a N64 playing Mario on September 21, 2013
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Lmaooo, looks like I’m a woman now twitter.com/notadog14/stat…
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As an archaeologist who has actually done this, it is legit really hard and there’s a lot of variation from person to person. You almost never get 100% certainty. twitter.com/GiaPratamaMD/s…
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He was so cute
I low key wanted a kiss the whole time and I think he was too scared to ask so I took the reins
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Everybody talks about Obi Wan aging between movies. Nobody talks about my man Kit. The Clone Wars changed him.
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Dear god, I wish I could have been an archaeologist uncovering and deciphering this sarcophagus 2,000 years in the future twitter.com/Imposter_Edits…
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Me and my fellow archaeologists always love saying this at the dig site
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School #9 must be absolutely wild, dude twitter.com/TerribleMaps/s…
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My neighbor has turned their Rick and Morty flag backwards seemingly in light of the Justin Roiland allegations
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Literally one of the best dates I’ve been on was a boy showing me a dumpster full of rats living behind the restaurant he worked at
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North and South Koreans going to the same Wizarding School in Japan be like: twitter.com/_saintdrew/sta…
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I swear I see this tweet every month for the past 5 years twitter.com/fasc1nate/stat…
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Bro, the levels of cope straight people will go to avoid admitting a character is gay
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This is like walking into the burned wreckage of Library of Alexandria and finding a single scrap of paper that has a fart joke written on it twitter.com/AWschedules/st…
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