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Sun gravity got me crying with laughter twitter.com/fasc1nate/stat…
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One of the most depressing things I learned in archaeology class was the fact that they’re having trouble rebuilding Notre-Dame Cathedral partly because many of the planks and wood came from trees that literally no longer grow that big any more. twitter.com/emilydolhansky…
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Just realized that this tortoise has outlived 8 British monarchs
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My brother in Cronos, do you know how the Spartan army functioned? twitter.com/Earth_928_2099…
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Just got back from a date.
He dropped me off at my apartment. I literally stopped at my front door, thought for a second, turned around, and walked back to his car to ask him if he wanted a kiss.
Dude instantly got the biggest grin I have ever seen on a person lol
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That one solar particle on its way to flip a single bit on a N64 playing Mario on September 21, 2013
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As an archaeologist who has actually done this, it is legit really hard and there’s a lot of variation from person to person. You almost never get 100% certainty. twitter.com/GiaPratamaMD/s…
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Absolutely insane SpongeBob screenshot twitter.com/RiseFallNickBc…
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Dear god, I wish I could have been an archaeologist uncovering and deciphering this sarcophagus 2,000 years in the future twitter.com/Imposter_Edits…
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This is like walking into the burned wreckage of Library of Alexandria and finding a single scrap of paper that has a fart joke written on it twitter.com/AWschedules/st…
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Me and my fellow archaeologists always love saying this at the dig site
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I ship them so hard twitter.com/LookAtMyMeat1/…
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Everybody talks about Obi Wan aging between movies. Nobody talks about my man Kit. The Clone Wars changed him.
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North and South Koreans going to the same Wizarding School in Japan be like: twitter.com/_saintdrew/sta…
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Lmaooo, looks like I’m a woman now twitter.com/notadog14/stat…
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I swear I see this tweet every month for the past 5 years twitter.com/fasc1nate/stat…
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Boston Dynamics trying to hide the fact that their robots are totally going to be used by the US government to kill people twitter.com/BostonDynamics…
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