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Me watching Twitter implode because it was bought by a guy who makes exploding cars
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Currently at the courthouse and a cop is telling me about a massive rat that lives in the building and uses the crosswalk to cross the street
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2/3rds of my body are literally just my long ass legs
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The masculine urge to pretend you’re in Bladerunner whenever it rains
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How many times do the Sentinelese need to tell you people that they’re not interested? twitter.com/real_lord_mile…
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If Gremlins 2 came out today, this dude would totally be the next Tumblr sexyman
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After seeing how Elon runs Twitter, now I totally understand why all those SpaceX rockets exploded.
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Bro didn’t even turn around to see it
That’s one cold-blooded dude twitter.com/HourlyLizards/…
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How’s America doing?
America: twitter.com/FOX13Memphis/s…
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I'm reading a Roman history book on the reign of Elagabalus and um...
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Serial Killer exploitation cinematic universe twitter.com/DiscussingFilm…
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Feeling goofy
Might start a world war twitter.com/LaocoonofTroy/…
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Dear god, I wish I could have been an archaeologist uncovering and deciphering this sarcophagus 2,000 years in the future twitter.com/Imposter_Edits…
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My brother in Christ, you could have just kept the nozzle on the bottle it originally came on twitter.com/fasc1nate/stat…
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Sun gravity got me crying with laughter twitter.com/fasc1nate/stat…
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I live in a nightmare twitter.com/DiscussingFilm…
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A girl just came up to me and said “I love your pride pin. It’s upside down.”
I checked and this was what she was referring to:
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Fight the system twitter.com/CSWhiles/statu…
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I showed my parents Howl’s Moving Castle and my dad looked at Howl and then looked at me and said “you kind of dress like him”
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