2451
marianne williamson’s single payer plan is just healthcare for the last survivor of each state’s measles outbreak
2453
what FEELS italian but isn’t actually italian
2454
projections say the breaking point is 2040 you can still squeeze in 3-5 marriages before then
2455
2456
don't try to give me advice if you don't own any turtlenecks
2459
i tweet for people who have to defend the validity of their allergies
2460
sitting down in the garden to have coffee with my wife
2462
rockwhyler song & video dropping tn 12am midnight EST
2463
how is mandem getting on tonight wots tha move bruvs xx
2464
there'll never be a better president if you're the last one
2465
might b learning how to drive this fall. going🚗heterosexual
2466
this is how i feel listening to alex g twitter.com/artdisease/sta…
2467
remind me to get murdered with an up to date resume and cover letter twitter.com/baltimoresun/s…
2468
please be nice to me i’m the first italian to have a comedy central half hour twitter.com/jaboukie/statu…
2469
flirting and having sex is not the slay yall think it is... that's something that should be had in a state recognized marriage or vibe affirmed soul tie. a lot of you are lucky jesus forgives because you need it twitter.com/colderthan__ic…
2471
marvins room dropped the morning after my first break up... it was raining... drake is the last horcrux of my teenage self... my inner local cannot rest until he releases another take care...
2473
two years since frank dropped blonde and ruined my gay life in a good way
