jaboukie(@jaboukie)さんの人気ツイート(リツイート順)

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Nietzsche said this first i had to delete twitter.com/jaboukiearchiv…
2402
y’all be getting richard portraits in your dms?
2403
YES short kings started to uplift all masc identifying ppl under 6ft AND fight body dysmorphic beauty standards in said ppl... YES i am 5'9"... YES that is the scientific average in the US... DRAG me if u want... call me shortezal if you want... i will ALWAYS defend short kings
2404
sandra oh really snappedt on killing eve she has an acting monopoly on holding shit down while covered in someone else’s blood
2405
please check the date before you share articles. this was in july 2016 and since then sources have confirmed he does in fact drink pepsi twitter.com/pitchfork/stat…
2406
if anyone finds out pls lmk twitter.com/seventeen/stat…
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yes 💛💚🖤 rihanna showing her jamaican roots twitter.com/rihanna/status…
2409
me in 2010 listening to kid cudi before a depression nap
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you: colored people time me, an intellectual: the people of color space-time continuum
2411
“you wanna try calling again?”
2412
happy weekend to men under 6ft. we’re embracing our short kinghood. we’re wearing whatever shoes we like, not just ones that give us an extra inch. we’re going to be assertive at the bar when we’re putting in drink orders. we are winning
2413
ppl like to have this “”no excuses!!! if u wanna eat healthy u’ll do it you negro frijole!!!” but they don’t realize that poor people aren’t robots and food isn’t just fuel. food is a central part of the human experience and a source of joy. policing others like that is gross
2414
is twitter crop gone?
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when charli xcx and sophie drop a crazy frog remix then pop music will be fully resurrected
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me: white person masquerading as lightskinned under a bryson tiller hat & 3 layers of instagram filters: it's not offensive it means friend
2417
i think you should see C'MON C'MON
2419
negging is the ugliest, whackest flirting strategy just bump into me and make meaningful eye contact while you help me pick up my belongings like a real one
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i just went on daytime mode after using twitter of color for a week and i get it now. that daytime shit is garish and ugly
2421
from small to smedium ... short kings are taking over
2422
just found out disturbia by rihanna was not a part of the disturbia (2007) soundtrack. going to take a break from socials for a while
2423
when ur on your 5th try and the water isn’t clear
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older comedians be like “if u can’t crush at a klan rally you’re not a real comic”
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people w prostates over 40 going to the doctor