2176
straights learned how to drive in high school so they could sin with their heterosexual classmates. gays, the chosen people, avoided driving altogether and went on omegle thus saving ourselves temptation and eternal damnation
2177
jamaicans will have a function and play 47 versions of this song back to back with some laser sound effects in between twitter.com/holelottacash2…
2178
some of y'all have never lifted your hands in the sanctuary and it shows
2179
my friend sol is transitioning, please donate
gofundme.com/help-sol-trans…
2181
everybody's tryna be catholic all of a sudden twitter.com/CNN/status/164…
2183
stop playing and get you an artist if the sex doesnt blow your back out the floor mattress will
2185
the sudden critiques of biden from the “left” feels — better yet — IS queerphobic and racist now that we’re all aware of the fact he is married to an italianx person
2186
kamala saw ferris buellers day off and was like “never again...”
2187
my song bbc is out tonight at 12am midnight EST
2188
telling someone “it’s online” doesn’t always work when lolli loving libertarian tech bros are the people building our online experiences in the first place
2189
me: *takes the 4 cups and plates out of my room, washes all the dishes, takes out the trash, refrigerates all my produce, puts red wine in a cup covered with perforated plastic wrap*
fruit flies:
2190
i'm really starting to think that when liberals talk about "the resistance" they're actually just referring to coldplay's viva la vida music video
2191
me getting ready to go out in a black shirt with black pants and white shoes for the 1928374839919th time
2192
. @dananessel ???????????????? come get your girl
propublica.org/article/a-teen…
2194
brands and corporations realizing that triggering outrage gets the most attention online
2195
kristen wiig as arca album covers: thread
2196
i love "like..." it implies an ineffable truth and vibe like....
2197
for my summer bod i'm thinking of going republican and immediately dropping 10 pounds in empathy
2198
watching this with the sound off he looks like a dog gnawing on rawhide
2199
pizzagate twitter come get yall juice twitter.com/thehill/status…
2200
white public spaces start playing rap and hip-hop on like a 15 year delay. we’re getting Nelly in target soon. if you have any reason to keep living here let it be for Faneto in 2030 starbucks
