2151
pop is unhealthy until it's mixed with alcohol then the two cancel each other out
2153
white person: slavery was 150 years ago get over it
also white person: retrieve the 2nd cheese slice for my burger or i'm going to corporate
2154
i waited a little to see black panther out of light skinned respect
2155
kink: not actually scratching the mosquito bite but sort of indenting on it with my nail
2156
queer icons twitter.com/mmschocolate/s…
2157
first they suspend you then they switch... twitter.com/RollingStone/s…
2158
jovan tweeting “you telling me a shrimp fried this rice”
2159
taking photos with coffee mugs means “i’m ready to settle down” in gay
2160
i feel a deep sadness knowing i was never able to eat this sandwich. it's not enough to eat a pb&j. i want to eat a pb&j that started as an oil painting then became 3 dimensional twitter.com/NoahVerrier/st…
2161
no one:
nut in a hot shower: twitter.com/Daily_Express/…
2162
stan twitter: the pusha tea is HOT
basketball shorts under jeans twitter: no homo but i am enjoying this 𝕲𝖔𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖕 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝕸𝕰𝕹 ™
2163
daniel kaluuya 5’9
oscar isaac 5’9
tom holland 5’8
nick jonas 5’7
kendrick lamar 5’6
bruno mars 5’6
umm, srry but short men winning sweaties
2164
i can't wait to displace my hip seeing rihanna at her vegas residency when i'm 50
2165
how did this picture just tell me to drink more water
2167
lol u started engaging in anti-capitalist intersectional feminist crit in 2014? okay lmao i read radical queer theory thru my umbilical cord
2169
12 yr old wearing an invader zim t-shirt over a striped gray/black long sleeve w thumb holes cut out writing in a nightmare b4 xmas journal: twitter.com/jakepaul/statu…
2170
this is just a joke. i do not have corona and even if i did transmission is unlikely because the residents make me drink at a separate water fountain
2172
just wrote a fic where dean and castiel go camping and alskshdjkajdjdksb
2173
student loan collectors switching numbers trying to trick me into answering their calls
2174
i went to olive garden and the waiter gave me free breadsticks 😭😭😭 i think he recognized me
2175
Holy balls.
This. Is. Huge.
Chris Pratt (aka America’s sweetheart since his Andy Dwyer days) has been playing a queer character for years.
Excuse me while I freak out. twitter.com/MirrorCeleb/st…
