1676
no kink at pride crowd been extra quiet twitter.com/WFLA/status/16…
1677
beto has the contextual hotness of a high school women’s lacrosse coach
1678
the millennial to gen z cutoff is how well you remember 9/11 and the britney, madonna and christina kiss at the vma’s
1679
me after using a moisturizer with hyaluronic acid
1680
a few of yall are out here enjoying the warm weather a little too much... some emo cards getting revokedt come fall
1682
please be careful everyone. i lost a friend who smoked weed. he's fine he just got really into doing finger dances to edm with light gloves
1683
the inventors of gorilla glue: twitter.com/clay_png/statu…
1684
aliens need to stop fucking around with these asteroids and brief encounters pull up already
1685
lmao @elonmusk little rich boy lmao i bet you can't even pay reparations to emerald miners let alone lithium or cobalt twitter.com/Its_Mr_Floyd/s…
1686
when you can mute people w certain words in their bio this app will know peace
1687
i hate metaphors twitter.com/aespatica/stat…
1688
pennywise eating your ass after he finds out your fear is pennywise knowing you want to fuck pennywise twitter.com/findurmeme/sta…
1689
queer culture is growing up stanning and relating to disney villains
1690
climate change is too real for us not to install solar panels in congress and harness the collective shine of old white politicians scalps
1692
jessica did not come all the way from chicago, illinois to be snubbed like this. flowers for my art therapist queen from the wild hunneds
1693
me: *slides leg in romper*
toxic masculinity: *disappears*
me: *slides other leg in romper*
trump: *is impeached*
1695
i remember when she came on set she was so sweet to everyone. we all knew she was going to be big even then twitter.com/YonceVocals/st…
1696
it’s so hard to actually debate ideas without using ad hominem people be so ugly when they’re wrong
1697
that's straight up cum still. thats's like putting a blueberry in a cup of milk and calling it a smoothie twitter.com/JessicaValenti…
1698
*sticks tongue out in selfie*
me: twitter.com/charli_xcx/sta…
1699
what happens to your soul when yoshi swallows you and puts you in the egg
1700
“i miss dr. sebi” you’ll see him soon
