1651
scar cruising at the watering hole the night he knocked mufasa off the cliff
1653
feeling kinda quirky today might listen to music and eat food
1655
remember when beyoncé said suck my balls and ended gendered biological essentialism
1656
good morning kings under 6ft. today we’re loving ourselves and easily avoiding branches
1658
no offense but all houseflies need to DIE. productivity does -NOT- equal worth BUT at LEAST bees out here making a positive change in the world. flies play in shit and then land on your food or ON YOU and we just accept this? NO MORE. if you're a fly i'm swinging on u on sight
1659
full disclosure, my affirmative action scholarship gave me blue eyed, blonde haired slaves. from a red state. i said no but they insisted
1661
call me a gamer the way i’m wishing for my ex box 😔
1662
national anthem
-does not go
-probably racist
-corny
-outdated
axel f - crazy frog
-goes
-neurodiverse artist
-cutting-edge
-modern pop masterpiece
1663
*animated lizzie pops up while real lizzie is at the clinic taking a urine test after a chlamydia scare* twitter.com/Variety/status…
1665
i have never been h*rny. anyone claiming otherwise is committing slander and i will alert authorities
1666
y’all got yall feet on these veterans necks w the firecrackers
1667
white liberals seeing poc voting for bernie like “ENOUGH! give us your scholarship back”
1668
left: i will ruin your dinner if you are a shitty politician
right: interrupting tapas is the same as mass murder
1669
justin trudeau's mom when castro wasn't answering her phone calls: twitter.com/Mrrmechanic/st…
1670
catch feelings ??? 😂😂 never that LMAOOO only type of WAY i feel is ON MY WAY 😭😂 to the BANK 🏛💵💰 begging them to reverse overdraft charges
1671
if discovery cancels rap shit i'm killing every shark. there will never be a shark week again
1672
drake got clowned for being gay in june and went straight to 4chan
1674
us, weary: group facetime
apple ft the cia: twitter.com/verge/status/8…
1675
good morning who we losing interest in after finding out they're emotionally available
