1576
Please check your DMs @DeanBrowningPA
1577
i was at a bojangles in dc once and a pfizer lobbyist dared krysten sinema to fish a $20 bill out from under a urinal cake with her tongue and she did it.
1579
no more “spooky season” i’m keeping it christian i need god to hear me
1580
dudes will be so fine then boom, cropped skinny dress pants and loafers with no socks
1581
narrator: every year this creature sheds its winter coat to stay cool and find new mates
*camera zooms in on me cutting pants into jorts*
1582
between this and the cats movie furries are becoming so powerful twitter.com/Independent/st…
1583
i’m mad the paps blew this up before i got to announce it myself but yeah it’s real
1584
you can moisturize all you want. if you're racist you're going to age like greek yogurt on a hot sidewalk
1585
mike pence accelerated an hiv epidemic in indiana
google.com/amp/s/www.nyti…
1586
*laughs in extension cord* t.co/8JmbXVToiN
1587
before the anti-cop hate brigade comes in to attack our suburban soldiers, look here. that kid is reaching for its mother’s waist for what is presumably a gun. he’s at least 16 or 17, 215lbs by the looks of it. the service men were lucky to make it out alive
1588
rihanna told me to delete snapchat so i deleted snapchat and then accidentally posted a full body, face included nude on my instagram story. i have suffered for you queen where is the album
1589
we teach locals to shrink themselves. to make themselves smaller. we say to locals “you can listen to post malone but not too much. you should aim to be happy but not wine drunk at home with your spouse happy. you will threaten the people who left their hometown after highschool"
1591
black protestant culture is being dragged to church on halloween with no costume and trying not to cry while you eat tootsie rolls and play musical chairs to kirk franklin
1592
the way adeya cries... the sustained notes... the breath control... the sheer vocal power... that is kehlani's baby
1593
i need this booster in me swiftly no taylor
1594
i love vanity for a good cause #hotboysforbernie
1595
plastic was invented in the early 1900s but it didn’t ruin the planet until the 2000s. creatives. don’t rush. there is time
1596
here's a database of places that offer mental health care even if you can't pay
findahealthcenter.hrsa.gov/?zip=&radius=5…
1597
frank ocean seeing SXSW get cancelled over coronavirus knowing coachella might be next
1598
christian the lgbtq
fundamentalists community
🤝
jk rowling sucks
1600
yearning, h*rny and rage... the three queerest emotions
