1551
white kids at school when i said i liked fall out boy
1552
catch me on super bowl sunday complaining about how the nfl treats players like objects between my takes on who has the juiciest booty
1553
now more than ever, we need to BAN CARPETED SEATS ON PUBLIC TRANSIT
1554
coldplay has some bops idc idc idc idc idc
1555
like i’m really supposed to be scared of bernie yelling when warren has the school to prison pipeline bob?
1556
me depriving bigots of a platform by ignoring outrage-bait content
1557
soymilk, a visual interview by bradléy pitt twitter.com/enews/status/8…
1558
i made a fake elon musk accnt called “cool elon musk,” tweeted “just watched 500 days of summer” and it was immediately blocked lmao
1559
its cuffing* season
*smiling with chapped lips and bleeding a little
1560
catastrophic climate change is really coming and world leaders aren’t doing anything and i don’t know how to swim
1561
a group of three or more lgbtq people is a space
1564
yes i’m black. yes i use day mode. we exist.
1565
kanye interrupting taylor was the archduke ferdinand of modern race relations
1566
stem major:
liberal arts major: hey what time is it? trick question; time is a construct lol btw lmk when u get a chance to read my medium article about the gender dynamics of a deleted scene in space jam my schedj is v open rn just doing freelance dreams for a pdf let's do lunch
1567
... of what not to do? twitter.com/nbcphiladelphi…
1568
they’re about to loot some mimosas and eggs benedict twitter.com/4theculture___…
1571
some of y’all are not muscular enough to be mad at this like you are twitter.com/jaboukiedelete…
1574
just took my iron supplement. i respect the anemic community but it’s not me
1575
straight people walking past a gay bar in the 60s
