1426
“i lost my friend she’s up front”
-music festival proverb
1427
me eating bbq after criticizing american imperialism
1428
me after eating a well rounded breakfast
1429
growing up in the midwest, its 3-5 months a year where its so cold people mutually agree to not go outside or do shit. coastals and southerners expect u to hike and act like you have serotonin 365 like aren’t yall tired
1430
sitting on anti homeless architecture just to feel something
1431
my therapist said he doesn’t understand jake gyllenhaal thirst might have to ghost
1432
we still have one more day of leo season. find a way to make a situation about you before midnight
1433
O fadda god wi come to yuh in jesus name o lard tek dis picknee ah urs hoff di eart o fadda Lord mek di virus chakka chakka up im lungs dear fadda god yes god blessings god wi send up praise and glory in jesus name. hamen
1434
y’all will watch wandavision but won’t. ummm. y’all won’t. fuck. uhhh. hm. y’all mfs won’t even. watch. wait. YALL will watch WANDAVISION but y’all mfs wont even. um. hold on YALL will watch wandavision but can’t even. but can’t even.. okay okay wait. y’all will watch wandavision
1435
i love books that actually begin on page 12 like yes book come thru for a dumb bitch give me a head start
1436
social media platforms love being like "It's Mental Health Awareness Month ❤️" yall are the mental illness
1438
if you're in college/uni your school should provide counseling services on a sliding scale (free to affordable).
otherwise, check out this google spreadsheet for a list of affordable mental health services
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…
1439
wait until we stop global warming so i can really start dressing
1440
they look like an interracial couple on the back of an organic fruit snacks box explaining their mission statement like “This all started in our Park Slope kitchen when we grew tired of High Fructose and Low Energy....” twitter.com/TheJazzyBelle/…
1441
the key to taking photos is really just hitting as many poses as possible. no one is ugly from every angle
1442
so many people wanted a pony as a child only to turn around and slander short men as adults. fools... we are the ponies of humans
1443
satan visiting Gilead board members on their death beds
1444
twitter putting black lives matter in their bio
1445
yes, ERNIE is gay but BERT is bi. bert hasn’t fully come to terms with his bisexuality because of his hyper-religious upbringing so he doesn’t kiss ernie when they make love. it stung at first, but now when bert brings home a new girlfriend, ernie quietly goes along
1446
everyone On Here is really about mental health awareness until it comes to drug use
1447
the fact i opened this expecting to hear flo milli twitter.com/RT_com/status/…
1448
you’re legally required to disclose to your neighbors if you believe r kelly
1449
straight men having mustaches is queerbaiting
1450
lemme just take up the entire coast chile...
