jaboukie(@jaboukie)さんの人気ツイート(古い順)

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can someone explain to me how that dude in philly holding a hospital ransom & demanding the city pay him to use it doest qualify as domestic terror / mass manslaughter / some illegal shit idk???? like i understand this country has no soul but this is so on the nose
2128
do we still live in a society
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ok but when i make shit up i get suspended twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence…
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top bottom and vers twitter.com/taydolo_/statu…
2131
can we get a thread of 100% (no offense) italians going?? 😍
2132
windshield wipers when you accidentally turn them on
2133
bored so i did my own version of “imagine”
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just multiplied 8 x 12 without a calculator
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this is inaccurate, you can still donate as long as you say no homo before the needle goes in twitter.com/ajplus/status/…
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Call me old fashioned, but I was raised to serve my billionaires. I was taught to tweet in their honor, work til i’m sick, be ready for any task they will assign me, & be grateful that I am exploited. If I die of poverty, It’s all on me. They caught me slipping & I will apologise
2138
biden supporters be like “face it, bernie can’t beat trump. neither can biden but still.”
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anytime a white woman puts on a flowy white dress with a flower crown someone is getting murdered twitter.com/TyllerKate/sta…
2140
thinking about how lawns could be gardens. fuck lawns
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garden (say it like dat) - sza twitter.com/ygvanes/status…
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white europeans be like “donald trump is... how you say... racist? very bad. anyvay ve must dispose of ze refugees”
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people were like “2020 gunna be a movie fr 😭😭” yeah nigga room
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i remember when she came on set she was so sweet to everyone. we all knew she was going to be big even then twitter.com/YonceVocals/st…
2145
what’s sexted in quarantine stays in quarantine. when or if this is over there will be renegotiations
2146
white people be like “does anyone else think the ‘White’ slur is human hating and based on prejudice?”
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serious question. my grandparents changed their last name from bianco to “wh*te” at ellis island to become more americanized. i’m considering changing it back because as an italian i don’t think it’s my place to use that anti-person of paleness slur. thoughts?
2148
a reba dirt cheese
2149
“We are the Daughters of the Witches You Couldn’t Burn” the witches in question:
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bernie brethren, you don’t owe anyone anything. shitpost. be toxic. heal. take time to feel all the feels and self care. then we can maybe have a conversation, if we’re ready