2101
why did i have to be a carbon based mammal what if i was a phosphorus based sentient ball of light
2102
2020 started with the assassination of an international political figure and threats of nuclear war and that’s just a side plot
2103
lol. people clearly don’t understand.
my RACE is italian.
my NATIONALITY is sicilian.
CULTURALLY i am black
my ETHNICITY is gay twitter.com/LetsGoGoose/st…
2105
the tweets people got off are literally what made them allow me back lol. thank you all so much
2107
no weapon formed against italians shell pasta
2108
my immigrant parents never let me leave the house. this is just summer break
2109
no one:
the stanford prison experiment: twitter.com/nthnashma/stat…
2111
i don’t think i’ve ever used the 😃 emoji...... the fuck he smiling for aint shit sweet
2112
i’m trying new hobbies during quarantine does anyone know how to read??
2113
einstein: can you tell us your secret??
nietzsche: we're begging
MLK: please. we must know.
karl marx: elaborate. we beg.
de beauvoir: anything.
sun tzu: ?????
al-gazali: we must know
confucius: i'm on my knees
the nigga who invented cookie crisps: please one at a time
2114
boomers: first you do the hokey pokey
gen x: stop! hammer time :)
millennials: yUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
gen z:
twitter.com/KolorsofKeish/…
2115
eating mangos is really the purpose of life huh
2116
i miss being at work and me being like “what’s up” to my middle aged coworkers and them being like “nothing much just getting coffee” and me being like “king of getting coffee. invented creamer” and them being bemused
2117
just started animal crossing and felt a wave of calm pass over my body that i haven’t felt since i accepted death and stopped struggling when i was drowning at jesus camp
2118
pizzagate twitter come get yall juice twitter.com/thehill/status…
2119
$1,200 stimulus package or lunch w jay-z 🤔
2120
this is patrick stump erasure twitter.com/Sleeper_Muscle…
2122
WHAT ARE HER SOCIALS twitter.com/connor12294/st…
2123
when drake and future released “what a time to be alive” that was actually the last time to be alive
2124
yeah i’m a 90s BABY!
- childhood defined by irrational american patriotism
- teenage years defined by economic recession
- young adulthood defined by reactionary global fascism and then ultimately cut short by a global pandemic
- AND AN ASS THAT DONT QUIT!
2125
that baby’s genetics said
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