1828
mfs be like “i’m gay” okay???? me too tf. let’s kiss
1829
ok trump is impeached now a graphic design twink has got to fake some grindr screenshots of mike pence. we have to take him out next. quickly
1830
might log onto to facebook and flex on the republicans from high school before they get kaeigheyetlin ready for bed
1833
lice on the scalp of the girl in middle school who’d wear nightmare before christmas striped long sleeve tees and hiss at people twitter.com/bbyvox/status/…
1834
we don’t share hats but we love her because she’s an ally twitter.com/jaboukie/statu…
1835
the installation of bidets in every public restroom would a) create thousands of jobs b) improve national mental health by easing the anxiety of eating ass c) heal our country’s divide by reminding us what we all have in common: hole
1836
not to mention the bidets decrease the amount of toilet paper needed to achieve edibility.
less toilet paper = more trees = more atmospheric CO2 absorption = less climate change
1838
every time we touch by cascada walked so 100 gecs could run
1839
Nietzsche said this first i had to delete twitter.com/jaboukiearchiv…
1840
if you have an lgbtq phobic family member tht merely tolerates you. take them aside and explain how you have seen the light and are trying to be cishet. there are classes but they’re expensive–you want it to be a surprise to the rest of the family-so you need $8500 to be straight
1841
call me a gamer the way i’m wishing for my ex box 😔
1842
statistically santa klaus has come down at least one chimney and stumbled upon someone blindfolded taking anon loads
1843
2020 i’m going to get hotter and dumber but also smarter and less superficial
1845
uncut gems getting the geighs and gorls to care about a basketball game... the power of cinema
1846
i’m not a cinephile i’ve just seen 6 movies and won’t shut up about them
1847
funny how henry david thoreau been real quiet since i came back from the mountains
1848
does anyone from chicago remember whoop that trick wednesdays on power 92 when people would call in wednesday night and announce whose ass they were going to beat
1849
curry and white rice on an empty stomach be hitting like immigrant fathers
