1776
realizing im approaching an age where all the good romantic prospects are starting to get in serious relationships i might have to alicia keys it
1777
@rihanna we love a Jamaican star who has vacation homes in barbados
1779
this could be she was fearless and crazier than him can do both she was his queen us how i’m tryna be with someone’s god help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen twitter.com/bigshitxtalker…
1780
it’s snowing outside.. who wants to start a family
1781
italians this is for us twitter.com/ForbesEnt/stat…
1783
white people be like “what! you’ve never listened to the van springjovi!” like we all sat with them in their dads ford explorer otw home from basketball & listened to him yell over oldies rock radio about how he’s going to report the black athletes for using fake home addresses
1784
kinda fucked up how everyone is saying theirs no POC representation on the democratic stage now forgetting that pete buttigieg is gay
1785
it’s like i know ur selling my data but it’s nice when you let me see it
1787
yes i’m gay but i am so much more than that for example i am gay
1788
ur mcm wore anti social social club to his grandpas funeral
1789
uber drivers be like “can u give me directions.” none of us know what we’re doing. this world is pure chaos
1791
they’re on their phones cus classical art gets old so fast. it’s just fruit and porcelain tiddies and naked children with wings. neo-expressionism outsold twitter.com/BetteMidler/st…
1792
if i was michaelangelo dicaprio i simply would have taken a picture of moana lisa
1793
“the fuck you poories smiling for” twitter.com/homeboidee/sta…
1794
excited to meet Jaiyden.!!*🦋 twitter.com/lCECUPS/status…
1796
2020 i’m on my housespouse shit. i’m ready to be taken care of in exchange for doing da cookings and da cleanings. cheat idc just make sure the wifi is fast
1797
hotel detachable shower heads seeing a gay check in
1798
marriage story but it’s two immigrant parents staying together even though they have nothing in common except for the country they came from
1800
by 2016 logic the media not taking bernie seriously means he’s going to win
