1676
i ordered food and the dude delivering was like “i put a movie in there for u” and i was expecting it to be a visual album for a mixtape or something but it was just a bootleg copy of any given sunday
1677
marianne williamson’s single payer plan is just healthcare for the last survivor of each state’s measles outbreak
1678
black children in the 70s: can we have a fair education
biden:
1679
me:
meghan mccain: do you know who else can’t talk?
1681
a single mom who works two jobs
who loves her kids and never stops
with gentle hands and the heart of a fighter
1682
did a deep dive on corporate involvement in pride tonight on the daily show
📸: @WickPhoto
1683
there are concentration camps at the border twitter.com/TheDemocrats/s…
1684
me waiting for a happy pride text vs my dad waiting for a father's day text
1685
there’s a government led massacre going on in Sudan and people need medical care. please donate
gofundme.com/emergency-medi…
1686
bidets in every public restroom 2020
1687
what facial expression is 🥴 supposed to be
1688
a romcom where a gay falls in love with a straight and the straight gives up their drivers license just to be with them
1689
bernie was really cool. still waiting to hear back from @AOC. would love for the three of us to go axe throwing or something twitter.com/TheDailyShow/s…
1691
us: what’re we doing about climate change
government: twitter.com/IntroiboAdAlta…
1692
they had megan thee stallion playing on set at :41
1693
got to be cute on a rooftop w some of my best comedy friends for @GQMagazine
📸 : (ig) mrwhite_
👕👖👟: (ig) mobolajidawodu
1694
the G in LGBTQ is for gross domestic product 🌈 ❤️
1695
it doesn’t get better but you do figure out what to do with your hair
1696
your mcm gets in bed face unwashed still smelling like outside
1697
no one:
elio: i never fucked peach i never fucked grape all my life man fucks sake
1699
“i think my choppa gay, i pulled him out the closet” –James Baldwin
1700
too many war themed holidays not enough sex themed holidays
