1651
The cats in Cats (2019) will have realistic spiked penises
1652
you shouldn’t have to love america to stay in it. most of our parents don’t love each other and a lot are still in their marriages
1653
stan ilhan
1654
this shit has gone too far and it’s mad annoying. all these live action remakes sucking the life outta all the heart and nuance communicated in the original animation. cast me as wybie twitter.com/swiftlynatalia…
1655
*watches the Potato Flew Around My Room Before You Came (2014) vine while the end of humanity ramps up*
1657
a lot of yall look hot as old people. i’m about to be in the retirement home dentures out diapers off
1658
i was in the middle of a break up lying on my half deflated air mattress in my roach infested apartment like half of this album’s target demo twitter.com/PigsAndPlans/s…
1660
chickens really used to be dinosaurs you hate to see it
1661
no one:
flashbacks on big little lies:
1662
college in america twitter.com/Am_Blujay/stat…
1663
Realistically. The U.S. government admits to aliens being in Area 51. These aliens are sentient, able to communicate, and have personalities. Souls. After public outcry the ACLU wins a Supreme Court case freeing the aliens. Are u clapping/letting an alien clap their/your cheeks?
1664
little caesers are the last remains of the Roman Empire
1667
me checking grindr at 4am
1668
that guy in the bagel shop was not a short king. short kings are
sensitive
honest
on top of their shit
ready to help others
thankful
kind
into self enrichment
noble
giving
short
1671
“why do you always look tired?” because i’m ugly??? what answer are u looking for here
1672
clout induced psychosis will be in the next dsm-5 update
1673
the new pick me’s are straight dudes tweeting “i wouldn’t even kill lil nas x for being gay... ladies”
1674
this is caribbean male culture twitter.com/500wayz_/statu…